It's a bird, it's a plane, it's... a floating high school populated by a bunch of attractive funny teenagers just looking to accept themselves while also learning how to harness their superpowers for the good of the world.

Prepare to feel old, but we first met the superpowered kids of this "Sky High" ten years ago today (July 29), when they burst onto screens and into the dreams of every bored-in-class kid in America. Unfortunately, though, no matter how hard we tried, our school could never be as cool.

Aside from the obvious having superpowers thing, here are all the reasons why you wanted your high school to be "Sky High."

First of all, your school floats.

You get to be flown to school by Ron Wilson, bus driver.

Your teachers are crazy enthusiastic.

And they understand the value of teamwork.

Plus, Bruce Campbell is your gym teacher.

Ash might make dodgeball acceptable.

You have a super easy way to get out of class.

Oh no, the plants broke all the windows! Oh well, guess it’s lunch time.

You have classmates who understand your angst.

No one angsts better than superheroes— except superheroes in high school.

There probably aren’t any fire drills.

If there were smoke alarms, they totally would have gone off when this happened.

Your fellow students appreciate your love of food.

Which means lunch is always a good time.

Everyone is a master of quick changes, so your fashion never has to be boring.

There’s even a class about it!

You have creative ways of responding to jerks.

...And you can *chill* on the quad.

Your school nurse is hilarious.

Instead of ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING.

Everyone knows how to get jiggy with it.

With the right powers, you’ll never have to climb stairs again.

Creative solutions for being lazy come with any superpower.

You get to band together with your classmates to defeat a villain trying to turn everyone into babies and sink the school.

Bonding, am I right?