As we all found out on Tuesday (July 14), One Direction's Louis Tomlinson is going to be a dad with LA stylist Briana Jungwirth (!!!!!!!), and we have some serious questions about this whole situation.

Will the band finish its massive On The Road Again 2015 tour, the North American leg of which just began literally last week? Does Louis' baby become the de facto most popular member of the group because of how massive this news is? And perhaps most importantly -- who's gonna take care of the kid when daddy's on stage doing his thing?

Answers to the first two remain foggy for now. But Louis' perfect babysitters might be just backstage.

Icona Pop, 1D's current U.S. tour openers, readily volunteered their services last night. Caroline Hjelt told Billboard her and singing partner Aino Jawo would be perfect for the job.

"Oh my god, congrats to him," Caroline Hjelt said to Billboard. "We are happy for him if he's happy. We are very good nannies. We love babies."

It seems Icona Pop don't just tolerate being around kids -- they love it (sorry not sorry).

And if the group's latest Insta photos are any indication of their nannying style, Little Louis would be in for some serious chill.

Might be a good thing, you know? Keep the pressure of being a pop demigod at bay?