Sofía Vergara turned 43 on Friday, and she had a totes casual celebration.
She drank out of a chalice (who doesn't own at least three of these?)
She had five cakes, nbd.
And a mariachi band, because obviously.
And she accessorized a T-shirt emblazoned with a picture of fiancé Joe Manganiello as a centaur with a tiara and a sash.
WAIT WHO WHAT NOW HOLD UP.
We need to talk about this T-shirt WHAT SORCERY IS THIS.
A++++++. We can't think of anyone who wouldn't sport a shirt bearing the majestic image of a Joe Manganiello torso-horse hybrid. This genius must be mass-produced and shared with the world! And then we need a movie starring Centaur Joe, along with a spinoff TV show, a book deal and a series of graphic novels.
Sofía, you sure know how to birthday.