Here's a Throwback Thursday post to make you smile -- or cry, but only happy tears.

Today, the internet has rediscovered Miley Cyrus' now-ancient "Hannah Montana" audition video, and it is seriously everything.

Because a lot has changed in Miley Cyrus Land since her days as Disney's pretty little poster girl, but this video takes us all right back to a time when Miley was a still teeny tiny tot -- okay, she was 11, but whatevs -- auditioning for the part of Zoe (!!!) on the show that would eventually make her a household name.

Even better? There are three stages to this thing, and they're all mashed together for full cute tilt impact.

As you can see, Miley as Hannah was full of Class A Sass even before the show made her an international superduperstar. And we're definitely gonna have to borrow some of these passive-aggressive insult lines because way harsh, Tai.

"Yes, it's a red sweater, which you gotta admit looks better on me than you."

Oh, SNAP!

"You're always borrowing my clothes. And I feel bad because I never borrow yours because you have nothing I like."

Ouch. Someone needs a band-aid after that cut.

"Don't blame me. You're the one that had the tuna."

Smells like teen spirit.