So no one told you [wizarding] life was gonna be this way, your [Ministry of Magic] job's a joke...
Who needs Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey and Phoebe when you could have Harry, Ron, Hermione and all their Hogwarts friends? Not I. Not I.
The only thing that could improve this re-cut version of the iconic television sequence is if the creators could have somehow made Harry and Co. romp in and around that fountain representing magical cooperation in the atrium of the Ministry of Magic, but we can't have it all, can we? Apparently not.
You know who'll be there for you? Wizards, that's who. But you already knew that. And you'll be there for them too.