Some guys just aren't meant for salsa dancing. It's not that we don't want to, ladies. We may complain and make fun of it, but that's really just because it scares us. What heterosexual man wouldn't love to hold beautiful women all night while sexy music plays?
Comedian Ray Devito is your typical joe and he demonstrates (with the help of comic Bill Santiago) just how difficult learning this dance is if you didn't grow up around it. Do you really want to subject your man to this, girls? The dance instructor even tells Ray that if he wants to get better, he needs to drink beforehand. Why would you want to do an activity where he's forced to drink to improve?!