Are you sitting? Good, because here's some breaking news that will make your knees buckle and your legs give way faster than an old person's in a Life Alert commercial. Ready? OK: Kim Kardashian has cut her hair.

Like, really cut her hair. LOOK AT HOW SHORT IT IS.

The reality star-turned-mobile gaming empress tweeted a photo of her new hairstyle on Friday (Feb. 6) right when I was about to end my shift and go out for the night, writing: "I cut my hair short today."

And lo, she did.

If you are as easily impressed by this haircut photo as I was, then you might wanna steer clear of Kimmy's NSFW photo spread for Love magazine. #ivefallenandicantgetup