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Soon, Your Baby Might Be Considered Artisanal

'Nightly Show' host Larry Wilmore gets all scientific.

Got some extra money? Soon, you may be able to have a designer baby, pre-selected for height and eye color among other features, and free of those pesky genetically carried diseases.

"Nightly Show" host Larry Wilmore reacted to the news that scientists have made breakthroughs that will allow parents to choose certain aspects of theiroffspring's genetic makeup, including a technique that British scientists have found to incorporate three parents into one child's genetics.

Unfortunately, no threesomes will be required for fertilization.

"So they don't shag? How bloody disappointing!" Wilmore reacted.

If you don't have the cash for a designer baby, don't worry: you can always explain to little Timmy or Jane that they are "artisanal."

To hear more of Wilmore's thoughts on what he calls "Baby Tinder," check out the clip below.