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This Ice Cream Will Get You Buzzed—And Not From A Sugar High

I scream, you scream, we all scream for winecream.

Recently dumped? Finals getting you down? Suffered the work week from hell? Instead of double-fisting a Ben & Jerry's pint with a bottle of your favorite pinot, the brilliant minds at Mercer's Dairy have streamlined your misery multitasking: They've created wine ice cream.

And these first-rate purveyors of deliciously frozen inebriation are having none of that fancy "wine flavoring" sorcery – Mercer's pints are wine-infused, and they contain 5% alcohol content. Which means a big old bowl will carry your worldy troubles away on a super-chill berry-tinted cloud. Mmmmmmmmmmm*hiccup*.

Pick your poison from eight flavors: Cherry Merlot, Chocolate Cabernet, Peach White Zinfandel, Port, Red Raspberry Chardonnay, Riesling, Spice, and Strawberry Sparkling.

You can order the ice cream via Mercer's website, or if you're feeling particularly ambitious (and happen to own a really large cooler), you can road trip to their Upstate New York location and stock up in person.