Riff Raff Will Take You To Prom, But It's Going To Cost You Big

Freestyle videos and pictures all night, baby!

Take that, Katy Perry. After famously escorting the California Gurl to last year's VMAs, Riff Raff is going to the big dance again, only this time he's charging almost 30 large.

Jody Highroller posted an offer to be someone's prom date and promised to roll up to the dance in a custom whip, as long as you're 18 or older and have $28,000 to blow. "Pull up in a Lamborghini so that your whole school knows you are with Jody Highroller and U are now a legend at your school," he said. Plus, "freestyle videos and iconic prom pictures all night."

I mean, c'mon ladies (and gentlemen), how can you resist this swag?