Watch The Faces People Make After Accidentally Clicking A Porn Link At Work
"Guy Code" returns for Season 5 tonight at 11:30/10:30c on MTV2 and they are kicking things off with a BANG. The cast-members are chopping it up on the topic of porn. This is the second time the show has addressed it and that's because there are so many different porny-things to discuss.
Right now, we're talking about the face you make when a "normal" hyperlink turns out to be a porn link. (It might also be the face you make when a "normal" porn link turns out to be way grosser than you imagined.) The worst is when it happens at work or while you're studying at the library.
Below are seven different faces we've noticed people making around our office. We feel like they're pretty universal examples. Take a look and explain what faces we missed in the comments section.
The 'Ah Sh-t, Who's Looking?'
This is, of course, the most common reaction. Strange people bangin' just popped up on your screen. You immediately have to look around to see if there are witnesses. Once the coast is clear, it's up to you to keep watching or not.
The Pleasantly Surprised
You weren't expecting two sorority sisters and a pizza guy...but now that they're here your day just got better.
The Deer In The Headlights
The worst possible timing! Just as that video of furries f---ing opens, your coworker glances at your screen. You don't even have to turn around to know you're caught. You can sense him looking. Now you're embarrassed to the point of paralysis; frozen just like a deer in the...well, you know.
The 'I Threw Up In My Mouth A Little Bit'
Maybe you just ate habanero-spiced onion rings for lunch, or maybe the sight of naked grandmothers is just too much for your weak stomach--either way, now your esophagus burns and you desperately need a shot of Pepto.
The Turtle
You don't believe your eyes! Maybe if you strain your neck toward the screen you won't see what you think you're seeing. No such luck. You didn't suddenly develop cataracts in the shape of naked hairy dudes, that is actually porn.
The Butt Pucker
Think of the last time you felt your butt pucker. It probably happened when a car almost hit you or when you saw a negative symbol in front of your bank account balance. That is fear, son! And sometimes the internet (almost) scares the poo out of you.
The #WTF...
Why are you seeing what you're seeing?!
...You Need Proof
You absolutely have to show your buddies this or they'll never believe you.
The Superhero Metamorphosis
The porn hits you like a bolt of lightning. Your keyboard turns high voltage. The compulsion to flee is too great and you morph into The Flash.
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