From the dancing twins to the pink painted nails, we feel truly blessed for each and every Emoji the great Unicode goddess in the Cloud has blessed us with. Even the ones no one uses. Dragon's face? Open file folder? Airplane seat? You guys are OK too.
"My emoji for 'sitting down on a public toilet,'" he wrote, which, um, accurate. Can someone get on making this an actual, for-real Emoji? Please? Anyone?
Sure, the Arimoji (or is that Emojiana Grande?) isn't real yet, but you know what is? The 2014 NewNowNext Awards! (Flawless segue.)
Tune in tonight at 8/7C p.m. on Logo TV to catch Tyler Glenn, plus performances by Jessie J and Betty Who, celebrity DJing courtesy of Joe Jonas and endless pop culture moments from our friends at Logo.