Robert Downey, Jr.: You're fired. Mark Ruffalo: Sorry, so are you. Scarlett, you're done; and the Chrises Hemsworth and Evans, we regret to inform you that the Avengers no longer require your services. And Jeremy Renner... actually, you can stay, but only because your replacement corgi wasn't able to make it.
Yes, we are officially demanding that the entire cast of all future "Avengers" movies be replaced by corgis. While we're at it, let's replace all the actors currently playing superheroes with corgis, and let's create a new Oscar category for Best Performance by a Corgi, and let's also introduce a ballot initiative to officially rename Hollywood, "Corgiwood." Why? YOU KNOW WHY.
Thanks to Tumblr user (and celebrity corgi) Omelette the Corgi, who had the brilliant idea to enlist all her corgi friends for a Halloween Avengers initiative, we now realize our terrible error in filling out the casts of all our movies with boring human beings. This is better. This is so much better. From here on out, it's all corgis, all the time.
Oh, and I suppose Nick Fury can stick around, too, since the Avengers will still need somebody to oversee their missions and replenish their kibble bowls.