Without a doubt, the most quotable member of the "Jersey Shore" cast is Snooki. Sorry, Sitch, you know it's true. She's got the pickles, she's got the duck phone and she's got the absolutely untouchable "I think my crotch is sticking out."
However, when we asked the lovely Miss Polizzi what her favorite one-liner from the first cycle of the smash hit show was, she surprised even us: "I think my favorite quote from last season would probably be when I was talking about being drunk and I was like, 'You know what? ... I'm not trashy. Unless I drink too much.' That's what drinking does to you. So this book that's coming out with all of our quotes from last season is gonna be the most dysfunctional, nut-job book I have ever seen. And I'm actually going to purchase it myself."
The book that the queen of the Shore — and probably South Beach by now too — is referring to is the hot-off-the-presses [url id="http://shop.mtv.com/Gym-Tanning-Laundry-The-Official-Jersey/A/1439196826.htm"]"Gym, Tanning, Laundry: The Official Jersey Shore Quote Book,"[/url] which hit stores this past week.
And we totally believe her when she says she's going to buy it. Because who can remember all that stuff? It's much easier to have it all written down in a book.
If for some reason you're still not convinced this is a great use of your cash, just sit back and let [url id="http://www.mtv.com/videos/news/527242/jersey-shore-gets-dramatic.jhtml#id=1641378"]Warren the Ape and Mick Foley[/url] convince you.
Snooki's got her favorite line, but what's yours? Let us know in the comments!