Everyone remembers those classic moments from season one of [url id="http://www.mtv.com/shows/jersey_shore/series.jhtml"]"Jersey Shore."[/url] Snooki getting punched and Pauly D taking the grenade will no doubt live on in our hearts forever. But there were actually a lot of life lessons hidden amidst the GTL high jinks.
The best of those — Women really are a game. Thanks, Pauly! — are collected in [url id="http://shop.mtv.com/Gym-Tanning-Laundry-The-Official-Jersey/A/1439196826.htm"]"Gym, Tanning, Laundry: The Official Jersey Shore Quote Book,"[/url] which hits bookstores Tuesday. In honor of this momentous occasion, MTV News asked some of our favorite visiting celebrities to get their Seaside on and deliver their best recitations of those famous "JS" Zen moments.
First to take up the challenge was former professional wrestler Mick Foley, who proudly channeled Snooki, proclaiming, "My boobs are so tight I can't breathe. Is that normal?" He also did a bang-up job of JWoww's legendary "ham and water" moment.
Jackson Rathbone gave us a suspiciously good impression of "The Situation" that needs to be seen to be believed.
Next to step up to the plate was MTV's own [url id=" http://www.mtv.com/shows/warren_the_ape/series.jhtml"]Warren the Ape[/url], who one day might attain "Shore"-level fame himself. He hopes. After lamenting the number of metaphors we asked him to recite, Warren made Ronnie sound like Shakespeare himself with a thunderous reading of "You just take your shirt off and they come to you. It's like a fly comes to sh--." Applause could be heard up and down the halls of MTV News as employees wept openly at the raw drama shown by the ape.
All that is to say nothing of UFC's Quinton "Rampage" Jackson giving us his best JWoww with "No man will ever touch me like that ever twice." Rampage, indeed!
But that's just the tip of the iceberg. Watch the video, pick up the book and get ready to hit the beach again when season two of "Jersey Shore" starts July 29 at 10 p.m.
What is your favorite "Jersey Shore" quote? Let us know in the comments!