Like most of the media world, we here at MTV News obsess and argue relentlessly over our year-end top 10s. This year, we thought we'd share them! Our staff top 10s, along with several less conventional lists, will be rolling out all this week. Find out our picks for [article id="1575523"]couples[/article], [article id="1575531"]guilty-pleasure songs[/article], [article id="1575533"]albums[/article], hot messes, arrests and much more. Enjoy, and share your own top 10s in You Tell Us!

1. "Hell Toupée" from Turbonegro's Retox

2. "When Vegans Attack" from Clutch's From Beale Street to Oblivion

3. "Put All Your Eggs in One Basket and Then Watch That Basket!!!" from Marnie Stern's In Advance of the Broken Arm

4. "Anarchists Just Wanna Have Fun" from Hella's There's No 666 in Outer Space

5. "Let's Undress and Listen to CSS" from All Teeth and Knuckles' Club Hits to Hit the Club With

6. "Beneath the Wings of the Black Vomit Above" from Furze's UTD: Beneath the Odd-Edge Sounds to the Twilight Contract of the Black Fascist/ The Wealth of the Penetration in the Abstract Paradigms of Satan

7. "A Catastrophe of Epic Proportions" from Through the Eyes of the Dead's Malice

8. "Manager and Coordinator of Prostitutes" from Les Georges Leningrad (on the Worried Noodles compilation)

9. "Eyebrows Are Nature's Makeup" from Two Loons for Tea's Nine Lucid Dreams

10. "Stabbin' Daggers" from Sebastian Bach's Angel Down

For the rest of MTV News' year-end top 10s, check out our Best of 2007 page, where you'll find the hottest hip-hop, catchiest singles and more.