The best lines from the Jersey Shore Quote Book, as over-acted by Warren The Ape, Mick Foley and others.
ronnie i love your tattoo i love every body tattoo
i love your show i watch every time i hope ther will be a third season love it
Sammi has no self esteem. If a little dude with no neck called me the C word, I couldn't be "in love" with him.
**** sammi shes sooo annoing im glad j-wow woops her ass on diz season she knocked da **** out of poor situation im sure she can knock diz sammi ***** too lol lmao cnt wait to watch diz **** its gonna be soo bad ass!!!
Jersey shore is back in miami Woop Woop!! I hope Sammi gets her ass beat. Don't like her. Go snooks Go snooks!! Can't wait to c my man fist pumping man Go Vinny Go Vinny!! Love this show. Glad it's back.
I cant wait until thursday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg these people are so stupid lol
i only started watching jersey shore halr way thru what happened to the 4rth girl
LOL HAHAHA!!!!
omg angelina is a GRANATE !!! and snooks dont fight when your drunk girl XoXo
i think the second one is gonna be better then the first one
the jersey shore is tha best show ever