Hey, "Old Skrool" ("beoutch"-???), how 'bout looking into Hooked On Phonics? It DEFINITELY couldn't hurt!! BTW, were you a personal acquaintance of Princess Diana? She probably did a whole lot more good in the world than you're capable of in a million lifetimes! Now, go on, hit that tunnel, retardo!!
"Princess Di sure was a Beoutch!" No wonder she hit a tunnel abutment!
It may be right, it may be wrong. It may be just plain demented and crazy...but when you remember a music video better than you remember what your own reflection in the mirror looked like in that year and at that age....WOW.