- Did you sleep atall last night?
- No. Every ethnicitystarts with a "K."
I've narrowed her downto Jewish, Korean,
Armenian or just likeregular-ass White.
- Okay, know what?We're done.
No, you need to stoplooking for this woman, okay,
and you're startingto act crazy.
- I just wanna figure outif she's prettier than me,
or thinner, or smarter,or has bigger tits.
- I've never met this woman,but you and I both know
she has you beat inall of those categories.
- Oh! Why are youbeing so mean?
- Because no matterwho this bitch is,
you're gonna thinkshe's better than you.
I'm helping you cometo grips with that.
- He's right.
- Those words soundso good in your mouth.
- Okay, no, back to me.What am I gonna do?
- You're gonna cry it out,
and then you're gonnaget over it a little bit,
and then you're gonnacry it out again,
and get over ita little bit more.
There's plenty ofdicks out there, Nicole.
- No, not like "Chico."
- Of course, Derricknamed his dick.
- No, I named his dick.
I don't know whyI went Latin.
It seemed appropriate.
He just like pulled downhis pants and I was like,
ooh, that's a fiesta.