Welcome to MiscellaneousAddictions.
Please keep your sharesto under five minutes
and never, ever, ever sharewithout the talking stick.
Um, hi.I'm Doug.
(all)Became, become, be Doug!
Yeah... uh...I'm a workaholic.
I'm super addicted
to working on super secretgovernment projects.
I'm addicted to my stormy,yet passionate relationship
with Emma Stone, with whomI share two children.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
(sighs deeply)I'm addicted to lying.
Although I did meetEmma Stone.
No, I didn't.No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.(sobbing)
Thank you, Doug.
Uh, hey.I'm Chris.
(all)Became, become, be Chris!
I wonder when it's gonnaget better, you know?
I still crave it.
I still wake upin sweats
because I can't sleepthrough the night without it.
And I'm still afraidto get close to anyone,
because I'm always sneaking offto get my fix.
(whispering) I feel likeyou dodged a bullet.
Shh.Would you liketo share?
Yeah, I'll share,I don't mind.
Uh, hi.I'm Jordan.
(all)Became, become, be Jordan!
Um, if I'm addictedto anything,
it's probably justwork and success
and general bad-asseryand just, you know,
pimping hoesand clocking the grip,
so that's me and I'd liketo go back to the pool now.
Are you uncomfortablewith emotion?
No, I love emotions.
What was the green characterin "Inside-Out"?
Disgust!That resonatedwith me.
Emotions are like my sweatpants,that's how comfortable I am in--
Let's breakfor trust falls.