• Season 1, Ep 5

sneak peek: miscellaneous addictions

Never, ever share without the talking stick.

09/29/2016 ยท 2:06

Welcome to MiscellaneousAddictions.

Please keep your sharesto under five minutes

and never, ever, ever sharewithout the talking stick.


Um, hi.I'm Doug.

(all)Became, become, be Doug!

Yeah... uh...I'm a workaholic.

I'm super addicted

to working on super secretgovernment projects.

Uh, Doug--

I'm addicted to my stormy,yet passionate relationship

with Emma Stone, with whomI share two children.

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

(sighs deeply)I'm addicted to lying.

Although I did meetEmma Stone.

No, I didn't.No, I didn't.

No, I didn't.(sobbing)

Thank you, Doug.


Uh, hey.I'm Chris.

(all)Became, become, be Chris!


I wonder when it's gonnaget better, you know?

I still crave it.

I still wake upin sweats

because I can't sleepthrough the night without it.

And I'm still afraidto get close to anyone,

because I'm always sneaking offto get my fix.

(whispering) I feel likeyou dodged a bullet.


Shh.Would you liketo share?


Yeah, I'll share,I don't mind.

Uh, hi.I'm Jordan.

(all)Became, become, be Jordan!

Um, if I'm addictedto anything,

it's probably justwork and success

and general bad-asseryand just, you know,

pimping hoesand clocking the grip,

so that's me and I'd liketo go back to the pool now.

Are you uncomfortablewith emotion?


No, I love emotions.

Happiness,elation, joy.

Yes, please!

What was the green characterin "Inside-Out"?

Disgust!That resonatedwith me.

Emotions are like my sweatpants,that's how comfortable I am in--



Let's breakfor trust falls.