• Season 9, Ep 10 · Bonus

Naked Passenger

Liam Hemsworth loses his temper when two naked strangers climb into the back of his car.

05/31/2012 · 2:56

>> WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> TWO PEOPLE JUST JUMPED IN OUR

CAR.

>> TWO PEOPLE JUST JUMPED IN MY

CAR, HE WAS AT THE ATM.

>> I WAS JUST GETTING MONEY OUT

AND MY GIRLFRIEND JUST [bleep]

RAN OFF.

THEN THERE'S THESE TWO PEOPLE IN

MY CAR.

>> OKAY, WELL, JUST RELAX

A SECOND.

MY PARTNER--TAKE A LOOK HERE.

>> WE GOT TWO NUDES IN HERE.

>> UM, HI.

>> WHY ARE YOU GUYS BUTT NAKED?

>> I HAVE UNDERWEAR ON ACTUALLY.

>> SHE HAS UNDERWEAR ON.

>> GOOD GOD.

YOU HAVE NO UNDERWEAR ON?

>> NO, I WAS WEARING A WATCH.

>> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN

SOMEBODY ELSE'S VEHICLE?

>> WE WERE AT A PARTY, WE GOT

A LITTLE UNSAFE, AND WE'RE HERE

RIGHT NOW.

>> WE NEEDED TO TAKE REFUGE IN

SOMEBODY'S CAR.

>> WHAT KINDA PARTY HAS YOU GUYS

WITH YOUR [bleep] OUT?

>> AN ADULT PARTY.

IF YOU WANNA KNOW, IT WAS

[bleep] PARTY.

>> HEY, HEY! HONEY, HONEY.

>> IT'S OKAY.

IT'S A PRIVATE PARTY, OFFICER.

>> WOW.

>> THERE'S A HUGE GUY THAT'S

CHASING US, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

HE WANTED TO DO THINGS TO MY

[bleep] THAT I DIDN'T WANT DONE.

>> ARE YOU GUYS A COUPLE?

>> OH, YEAH, YEAH.

>> I'M ENGAGED.

>> GONNA BE MARRIED NEXT SUMMER.

>> OH.

DO YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE?

>> NO, WE DON'T--

>> DID YOU SEE ANY WEAPONS ON

ANY OF THESE PEOPLE OR ANYTHING?

>> NO, BUT THEY'RE CUFFED.

>> THAT'S MAKING ME NERVOUS.

>> TWO [bleep] NAKED PEOPLE IN

CAR.

UNDERSTAND HOW I [bleep] FEEL.

>> LET'S GO, GET OUT OF THE CAR

RIGHT NOW.

GET OUT OF THE CAR!

DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING.

DON'T TOUCH ME.

THIS IS DISGUSTING.

>> OH, I'M SORRY.

>> COME ON, MAN.

I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

>> GET UP!

>> ALL RIGHT, OKAY.

>> COWBOY BOOTS AND GRANNY

PANTIES--THIS IS HOW YOU GO OUT?

>> THIS IS NOT--THESE ARE NOT--

>> GET ON THE HOOD.

WHAT?

>> LET'S GO, BIG AREOLAS.

ON THE HOOD, LET'S GO.

HANDS ON THE FRONT OF THE CAR.

HANDS ON THE FRONT OF THE CAR,

GUYS.

HANDS ON THE CAR.

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> GOOD GOD, FIX YOUR UNDERWEAR.

MISS, FIX YOUR UNDERWEAR.

IT'S ALL THE WAY UP YOUR CRACK.

>> I GAINED WEIGHT RECENTLY

BECAUSE I HAVE A THYROID

PROBLEM!

>> WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE

RETAINING A LOT OF WATER.

>> I JUST FIND THIS--

>> SO RIDICULOUS.

LOOK, I FIND IT AS STUPID AS YOU

DO.

I'M TELLING THE HONEST TRUTH.

DO I LOOK LIKE I'M [bleep]

LYING?

DO I?

>> I'VE NEVER MET YOU BEFORE.

I DETECT AND ACCENT.

WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

>> I'M AUSTRALIAN.

>> OKAY, YOU KNOW, HERE IN

CALIFORNIA, IF YOU'RE CAUGHT

WITH SOMEBODY NAKED IN YOUR CAR,

IT'S A FELONY, DUDE.

>> I BET IT IS.

>> IT IS.

>> I DON'T KNOW 'EM, SO I DIDN'T

DO ANYTHING WRONG.

>> DO YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE

BEHIND YOU, DO YOU KNOW THEM?

>> YES.

>> YOU DO.

>> YEP.

>> I DON'T [bleep] KNOW THEM.

I'VE NEVER MET 'EM IN MY LIFE.

>> WHERE DO YOU KNOW THEM FROM?

>> WE WERE PARTYING WITH THEM.

THEY'RE REALLY GREAT.

THEY'RE GREAT AT PARTYING.

>> YOU KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS?

>> YEAH!

HE'S THE ONE WHO BROUGHT

THE SNACKS TO THE PARTY.

>> DO YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE?

>> I DON'T KNOW THESE PEOPLE.

>> FOR REAL, DO YOU KNOW THESE

PEOPLE?

>> I JUST TOLD YOU, MAN.

I'VE TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES.

I'M NOT TALKING ANY MORE.

>> BABE, STOP.

THIS IS A CRIME, MY MAN.

>> WHAT HAVE WE DONE?

YOU'RE DOING NOTHING!

THIS IS [bleep] RIDICULOUS.

>> BABE, DON'T RAISE YOUR VOICE.

BABE, STOP.

BABE, STOP! BABE.

>> GET BACK OVER HERE!

>> WHAT ARE WE DOING ABOUT THIS?

>> OH, MY GOD, BABE! BABE!

BABE.

>> HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!

>> OFFICER, THAT'S HIM.

THAT'S HIM!

>> THAT'S A LOT OF CHOCOLATE.

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> THAT'S HIM!

OFFICER, THAT'S HIM.

>> YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D, BITCH!

[laughing]

YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D, BABY.

[laughing]

>> YEAH, THAT'S FUN.

DAMN IT!

>> BABE.

>> GOOD JOB, EVERYONE.

THERE'S ANOTHER ONE, ANOTHER

GUY.

>> GIVE HIM A HUG!

[all laughing]

>> SO [bleep] UP.

I'M LIAM HEMSWORTH, I JUST GOT

PUNK'D BY MY GIRLFRIEND.

>> THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

YOU WERE AWESOME.