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Our first gameis called Thug Life.
We'll show our jokestersa very un-thug person.
Then they'llhave to tell us
why those peoplemust be thugs.
Here's the first pick.
Hey, Kristen, it's you!Oh!
Sometimes whenI go to Starbucks,
I say my name is Kristine.It's Kristen.
I say I have black friendsbut I really don't.
I have the strongest opinionin my book club.
Kristen, rememberthe shoe (bleep) last year?
Oh, yeah.Rememberyour little shoe joke?
DeRay's shoes be like,
"Toto, I don't thinkwe're in Kansas anymore."
Normally... normally,I get 'em this size,
but I like 'em like this.
I made a tiny jokeabout DeRay's shoes,
and he's been thinkingabout it for a year.
Oh, hey! Ah!(groaning)