(DeRay)Hashtag, side chick problems.
When you have the futuremother of your child
saved in your phoneas "brown skin, fat ass."
(ding)This one's gonna be weird,just bear with us.
Hey, no, it's gonna be great.
Ignore what he said, this isgonna be the funniest joke I--No!
You've ever seen.Set it up more.
Hey, baby, what's behindthis door over here?
Not my side door!No, my side chicks!
(buzzer buzzing)Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep...
Don't come to me with yourside chick problems.
My girlfriend'sa conjoined twin.
That's a legitside chick problem.
Hey, now that yourwife's out of town,
let's have sexin this room.
No, my side chicks!
(ding)It's cleanerwithout the setup.
It's a little betterwithout the setup.Shut up!
You did well,did well.
What are we looking for?
Now, go in there,get two tickets
for the new movie,sit down and do this twice
and I'll find you.
(DeRay)"Joking Off,"brand new episode.
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