• Season 3, Ep 2

Sneak Peek: Just The Voice

Antwane is in love with Tony, but he's tired of constantly waiting by the phone for him. Episode airs Wednesday at 10/9c.

05/14/2014 · 11:33

>> THIS LOOKS SPOOKY.

>> YEAH, THIS IS A STRANGE

NEIGHBORHOOD.

I THINK THIS IS IT.

>> LET'S DO IT.

IT LOOKS ABANDONED.

THERE'S NO WINDOWS.

>> THIS DON'T MAKE NO DAMN

SENSE.

>> EVEN IF I KNOCK, I CAN'T OPEN

THE DOOR.

IT'S PADLOCKED.

>> [sighs]

THIS [bleep] IS [bleep] CRAZY.

>> THIS IS KIND OF SCARY.

THIS GUY COULD BE IN JAIL.

LET'S DO THIS.

>> JUST TWO GUYS ON A RED SOFA.

>> HEY, LET ME ASK YOU

SOMETHING, MAX.

WHEN YOU'RE SHAVING, ARE YOU IN

FRONT OF A MIRROR?

>> YES.

>> OKAY.

>> WHY, DID I MISS SOME SPOTS?

>> EH, JUST ONE SPOT.

IT'S NOT TOO BAD.

>> WHERE? WHERE?

>> JUST RIGHT THERE.

>> OH, YEAH.

>> THAT'S ALWAYS THE SPOT.

>> THAT'S THE ONE.

[both laugh]

>> ALL RIGHT, HERE'S A GOOD ONE.

SUBJECT: "MY COUSIN IS

GETTING CATFISHED."

WELL, IT'S A FAMILY AFFAIR.

"MY NAME IS CARMEN.

I'M 30 YEARS OLD AND LIVE IN

CINCINNATI, OHIO.

MY COUSIN'S NAME IS ANTWANE.

HE IS IN LOVE WITH A GUY NAMED

TONY EVEN THOUGH

THEY'VE NEVER MET."

>> HM.

>> "HE IS CONVINCED THAT TONY IS

THE ONE FOR HIM.

ALL I EVER HEAR IS HOW TONY IS

THE CHEESE TO HIS MACARONI.

BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HE

CAN EVEN TRUST THE GUY.

PLUS, ANTWANE HAS NEVER EVEN

SEEN A PICTURE OF TONY."

>> ♪ I CAME TO FIND

♪ YOUR LOVE UNDER THE SUN

>> "THE ONLY TIME THEY TALK IS

WHEN TONY CALLS, SO ANTWANE JUST

HAS TO WAIT BY THE PHONE."

>> DOES ANTWANE NOT HAVE

TONY'S NUMBER?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S HARD TO--

>> IT'S ALL ON TONY'S TERMS.

>> RIGHT.

"ANTWANE AND TONY HAVE BEEN

TALKING FOR THREE YEARS,

AND HE'S NEVER MADE AN EFFORT TO

COME TO CINCINNATI TO SEE HIM."

>> ♪ WE'RE ALL ROSES ♪

♪ AND WE SHOULD NOT GO

>> "HE'S A VERY LOVABLE GUY,

BUT HE'S EASILY FOOLED."

>> HE'S A ROMANTIC.

>> "HE'S NEVER BEEN IN A REAL

RELATIONSHIP, AND HE'S IN DEEP

WITH TONY.

THIS DUDE IS LYING.

PLEASE HELP!

CARMEN."

>> THIS IS LIKE A CATFISH

INTERVENTION.

>> ANYWAY...

ALL RIGHT, GIVING HER A RING.

[computer chiming]

>> WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> both: HEY!

>> WOW.

>> I LOVE YOUR SCARF.

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

>> WE ARE ALREADY--

>> JUST FORMULATING LOTS OF

QUESTIONS.

>> TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S

GOING ON WITH YOUR COUSIN

ANTWANE.

>> OH, ANTWANE.

>> OH, LORD.

>> [laughs]

>> HE IS A VERY CARING AND

LOVING PERSON.

>> DO YOU KNOW HOW ANTWANE

AND TONY MET ORIGINALLY THREE

YEARS AGO?

>> CHAT ON PHONE CHAT LINE.

YOU COULD JUST CALL

YOUR LOCAL NUMBER.

YOU CAN TALK TO ANYBODY FROM

ANYWHERE.

>> MEET SINGLES IN YOUR--

>> SO THIS IS LIKE THOSE

LATE-NIGHT COMMERCIALS.

>> YEAH.

>> I KNOW YOU'D BEEN ON IT.

MAX, YOU'D BEEN ON THE CHATS.

>> I'VE BEEN ON IT.

>> [chuckles]

HAVE THEY VIDEO CHATTED?

>> NO.

HE DOESN'T DO COMPUTERS OR

ANYTHING.

>> SO HE DOESN'T--HE DOESN'T GO

ONLINE.

HE DOESN'T HAVE FACEBOOK.

NOTHING.

>> NO.

>> WOW.

>> WHEN YOU SAY THAT YOU'VE GOT

CONCERNS, AND YOU THINK THAT

THIS IS BULL[bleep], HE SAYS...

>> HE'S LIKE, "YOU'RE A HATER.

GET OUT OF MY BUSINESS."

YOU KNOW, I'M JUST TRYING TO

HELP LOOK OUT FOR MY COUSIN

'CAUSE HE DESERVES TO KNOW WHO

TONY IS.

>> WELL, HERE'S MY QUESTION.

IF WE COME AND MEET WITH

ANTWANE, LIKE, IS HE GONNA WANT

OUR HELP?

>> I TOLD HIM THAT I WROTE TO

YOU ALL.

>> OH, AND WHAT DID HE SAY?

>> HE WAS HAPPY.

HE WANTS THE HELP.

>> WELL, 'CAUSE HE WANTS

TO MEET TONY.

>> HE REALLY WANTS TO MEET TONY.

>> RIGHT.

HE DOESN'T NECESSARILY THINK

THAT HE NEEDS OUR HELP FIGURING

OUT IF TONY'S REAL, BUT HE WANTS

TO MEET HIM.

>> COME TO CINCINNATI.

SHOW US THE WAY.

Y'ALL KNOW THE WAY.

>> WE'RE GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM

OF THIS.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> SEE YOU SOON, CINCINNATI.

>> SEE YOU SOON.

>> BYE, CARMEN.

>> ALL RIGHT.

CARMEN'S AMAZING.

>> I LOVE CARMEN.

>> I LOVE HER.

>> SO CINCINNATI.

>> YEAH, MAN.

>> HERE WE GO.

HEARTACHE IN THE HEARTLAND.

>> [sputters and laughs]

>> NO?

>> ♪ 24/7 AND THE LIGHTS

♪ STAY ON

♪ YOU LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE

♪ AND I'LL MAKE A GOOD DRUNK ♪

♪ ALL RIGHT

>> A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF

MAKING THIS SHOW: NECK PILLOWS.

>> ♪ I GOT THE TUNNEL VISION

♪ I JUST WANT TO MAKE IT

♪ THROUGH ONE MORE NIGHT

>> THE THING I'M MOST CURIOUS

ABOUT IS PROBABLY THIS CHAT LINE

THING BECAUSE I'VE SEEN

THE COMMERCIALS...

>> YOUR WHOLE LIFE.

>> AND ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT'S

THAT REALLY LIKE.

I AM VERY EXCITED TO MEET

CARMEN.

[knocking on door]

>> WHO'S KNOCKING ON MY DOOR

LIKE THAT?

>> IT'S FREEZING.

>> WHAT'S UP, COUSIN?

>> HEY!

>> HI, COME ON IN.

>> WOW.

>> IT'S COLD, ISN'T IT?

>> YEAH.

COME ON IN, GUYS.

>> CHECK THIS OUT.

>> OH, YEAH, I GOT SOME OF THIS.

COME TO GET SOME OF THIS ACTION.

>> OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING?

WOW.

THIS IS FOR REAL?

>> THIS IS FOR REAL.

>> LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.

>> I'M GONNA SURPRISE YOU.

>> ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

COME ON. WHAT DO YOU GOT?

>> [laughs]

>> [laughs]

>> LOOK, I JUST KNOCKED HIM OUT.

>> WOW.

LET'S SIT DOWN AND GET

COMFORTABLE.

SO YOU GUYS ARE COUSINS.

>> WE'VE BEEN LIKE BROTHER

AND SISTER.

TWANE IS FLAMBOYANT.

HE'S ALWAYS THE CENTER OF

ATTENTION.

BUT HE'S OLD-FASHIONED.

HE DOESN'T HAVE A MEANS

TO A COMPUTER.

HE JUST IN A WORLD OF HIS SELF,

LIKE, IN HIS OWN COMFORTABLE

SPOT.

HE WON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO GET ON

GOOGLE.

>> WHAT IS CHAT LINE?

>> YEAH, WHAT IS--

>> CAN WE CALL?

CAN WE DO ONE RIGHT NOW?

>> YEAH.

>> THIS IS EXCITING.

>> YEAH.

>> SO DIAL [bleep].

>> THIS IS HEAT LINE.

WE'RE HOT MEETS SEXY.

beep!

THERE ARE 96 MEN ON THE LINE.

>> WOW.

>> SEE, I'M ABOUT TO TALK

TO HIM.

>> [laughs]

TALK TO HIM.

>> RECORD YOUR MESSAGE

AFTER THE TONE.

beep!

>> HEY, WHAT'S UP?

JUST LISTENED TO YOUR GREETING.

LIKE WHAT I HEARD.

IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, GET BACK

TO ME.

>> MESSAGE DELIVERED.

>> DO YOU ALWAYS CHANGE

YOUR VOICE?

>> YEAH, 'CAUSE I HAVE

A HEAVY VOICE.

I WANT THEM TO BE ATTRACTED

TO ME, YOU KNOW?

>> HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU THINK

HAVE FAKE NAMES...

>> 90% OF THEM.

>> MOST PEOPLE, RIGHT.

>> YEAH.

>> TONY DOES NOT HAVE

A FACEBOOK PAGE?

>> NOT THAT I KNOW OF.

>> NOT THAT YOU KNOW OF.

>> I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING

ABOUT HIM.

>> YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING

ABOUT HIM.

>> FROM WHAT I HEARD, TONY'S

BEEN UP HERE A COUPLE TIMES AND

STILL HASN'T SEEN TWANE.

I WANT HIM TO KNOW EXACTLY WHO

HE TALKING TO.

>> EVEN IF IT MEANS FINDING OUT

THAT TONY'S LYING TO HIM.

>> WHATEVER.

I WANT HIM TO KNOW THE TRUTH.

>> I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HIM.

>> SO LET'S DO IT.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> ♪ MY DEAR BROTHER

>> THIS IS THE VIP ESCORT.

ANTWANE, HERE WE COME.

>> ♪ SHE JUST CALLED YOUR NAME

>> THE FACT THAT HE SAYS THAT

HE'S BEEN UP IN CINCINNATI AREA,

LIKE, A COUPLE TIMES IS

SUSPICIOUS.

SO I THINK THIS GUY TONY

ACTUALLY IS JUST IN CINCINNATI.

I DON'T KNOW.

THAT'S MY HUNCH.

[knocking on door]

OH, HERE HE COMES.

OH, THERE'S THAT SMILE.

>> HEY.

>> HELLO.

>> HI, COUSIN.

HI, Y'ALL.

>> WATCH OUT.

IT'S COOL THAT WE ALL COME IN?

>> YEAH, COME ON.

>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT.

>> I'M GONNA TRY TO WALK FIRST

'CAUSE MY JEANS A LITTLE TIGHT

AND THEY HURTING ME RIGHT NOW.

[laughter]

>> THIS HAIR IS INCREDIBLE.

>> IT'S BRAZILIAN.

IT'S GOT A BRAZILIAN STICKER ON

IT, YOU KNOW?

YOU JUST BUY IT AND STICK IT TO

YOUR SCALP.

>> SO TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF.

I MEAN, WE'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT

YOU, ALL GOOD THINGS.

>> RIGHT NOW, I'M NOT WORKING,

LOOKING FOR A JOB.

I BABYSIT SOMETIMES OR DO HAIR.

LOVE THE CLUB.

I LOVE FOOD.

I'M FAT, AND I'M PROUD OF IT.

I'M COMFORTABLE WITH MYSELF,

AND MY FAMILY LOVE ME,

SO I'M COOL WITH THAT,

AND I GOT GOOD FRIENDS.

>> WE'RE HERE ACTUALLY BECAUSE

CARMEN WAS CONCERNED ABOUT YOU.

>> RIGHT, 'CAUSE I'M SO IN LOVE.

I KNOW.

>> EVERY TIME THAT I ASK YOU

ABOUT TONY, IT'S ALWAYS,

I'M A HATER.

>> YOU IS.

>> YOU KNOW, SO I'M JUST TRYING

TO LOOK OUT FOR YOU.

I DON'T WANT NOBODY TO PLAY YOU.

>> TRUE.

>> I'M SENSITIVE TO CERTAIN

THINGS AND YOU CARING.

>> WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU GUYS

ARE EACH OTHER'S BEST FRIENDS?

>> YEAH.

>> MM-HMM.

>> IF I NEED SOMETHING,

HE'S MY ROCK.

I'M HIS ROCK.

>> WHAT--WHAT KIND OF FEELINGS

DO YOU HAVE FOR THIS GUY?

>> I WANT TO BE WITH HIM.

I LOVE HIM, AND I CARE FOR HIM.

>> DOES HE EXPRESS THE SAME

FEELINGS FOR YOU?

>> MM-HMM.

>> DOES HE SAY HE'S GONNA, LIKE,

TAKE CARE OF YOU?

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH?

>> TALKING ABOUT HOW HE'S GONNA

GET A HOUSE NOW, SO I'M READY.

♪ YOU BETTER KNOW IT HURTS

[laughs]

>> [laughs]

>> TELL US ABOUT GETTING ON CHAT

LINES AND HOW IT STARTED.

>> OH, GOODNESS.

OKAY, THAT'S HOW I ENDED UP

MEETING TONY.

THIS DEEP-ASS MOTHER[bleep]

VOICE, I SAID, "OH, HELL YEAH."

SO I GOT ON THERE.

WE JUST TALKING ON THE PHONE.

>> AT FIRST.

>> SO HE CALLED YOU FIRST FROM A

CINCINNATI AREA CODE.

>> RIGHT.

BUT HE SAID HE'S FROM ATLANTA,

SO...

THEN AFTER THAT, THINGS START

BEING, LIKE, THE PRIVATE NUMBER.

BUT I STILL REMEMBER THE

388-[bleep].

>> HE CALLS YOU, BUT HIS

NUMBER'S PRIVATE NOW.

>> RIGHT, IT'S JUST BEEN PRIVATE

SINCE THEN.

>> SO YOU ONLY SPEAK WHEN HE

CALLS YOU.

>> RIGHT.

>> HOW OFTEN DOES HE CALL YOU?

>> YESTERDAY.

HE AIN'T CALL ME TODAY.

>> HE CALLS YOU, LIKE,

ONCE A DAY.

>> YEAH.

WHEN HE GETS--I GUESS BECAUSE HE

SAY HE ALWAYS BUSY WITH THIS

CONSTRUCTION JOB, WHATEVER.

SO I MEAN, I COULD BELIEVE IT,

YOU KNOW?

>> DON'T YOU THINK IT'S WEIRD

THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A PHONE

NUMBER TO CALL HIM AT?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

HE WORK ALL THE TIME

CONSTRUCTION WORKER, SO YOU

KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW.

>> WHAT'S HIS LAST NAME?

>> I DON'T KNOW HIS LAST NAME.

>> OH.

>> YOU DON'T KNOW HIS LAST NAME?

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM?

>> YEAH, WHAT DO YOU ABOUT HIM?

HAVE YOU SEEN A PHOTOGRAPH OF

HIM?

>> NO.

>> NO. NOTHING.

>> JUST A VOICE.

>> HE COULD TEXT YOU A PICTURE.

>> I GOT OBAMA PHONE.

THEY LOW-INCOME PHONES,

SO YOU CAN'T DO NOTHING WITH

THEM BUT TALK.

>> SO HAS HE DESCRIBED WHAT HE

LOOKS LIKE?

>> YEAH, HE SAID HE'S TALL,

BROWN SKIN, YOU KNOW, BUFF.

>> SIX-PACK?

>> YEAH, BETTER BE 'CAUSE I

WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT BAD.

LIKE, 6'1".

>> SO HE'S PERFECT.

HE'S PERFECT-LOOKING.

>> RIGHT.

>> DO YOU HAVE ANY VOICEMAILS

THAT HE'S LEFT YOU OR ANYTHING

LIKE THAT?

>> YEAH, I GOT ONE.

[phone beeps]

>> SAVED MESSAGE.

>> END OF MESSAGE.

>> HOW HARD HAVE YOU TRIED TO

GET HIM TO MEET?

>> I ASK HIM EVERY TIME.

>> EVERY TIME YOU'RE ON

THE PHONE?

>> YES.

HE ALWAYS HAS SOMETHING TO DO.

WORK.

HE DON'T SAY NOTHING ELSE.

IT JUST BE WORK.

WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK,

WORK, WORK.

>> SO YOU TRUST IN HIM.

>> YEAH, I TRUST IN HIM.

>> YOU TRUST HIM MORE THAN YOU

TRUST ME?

>> YEAH.

>> OH, THAT SUCKS.

>> IF IT TURNS OUT THAT HE WAS

LYING, AND THAT HE DOESN'T LOOK

THE WAY YOU'D LIKE HIM TO OR

THAT YOU THOUGHT HE DID--

>> I'LL BE LIKE A VOLCANO.

I'MA EXPLODE.

I'M NOT PLAYING.

>> [sighs]

[trilling]

>> THIS HOW WE HUG.

>> WE'RE GONNA DO OUR HOMEWORK.

ALL RIGHT, HERE, GIVE ME A HUG,

WILL YOU?

>> AW, THAT'S NICE OF YOU.

BUT I'LL BE OKAY.

>> IF HE CALLS--

>> WAIT, WAIT, I WANT TO MAKE

SURE I HAVE THE NUMBER FOR HIS

NUMBER.

>> YEAH, YOU MEMORIZED IT,

RIGHT?

>> 388-[bleep].

>> ALL RIGHT, WE'LL TALK TO YOU

LATER.

>> BYE, BUDDY.

>> SEE YOU.

>> THIS IS THE WEIRDEST,

SOMEHOW, EVER.

IT'S--HE'S CONSTRUCTED THIS

UNBELIEVABLE--

>> THE WHOLE FUTURE IS, LIKE--

IS WORKED OUT.

>> WILD.