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Chauncey Darlington Butler

The self-appointed host of Wonder Showzen, Chauncey rules with an iron hand and a furry face and a five way rump. WARNING! Watch out for his lap.

Likes: rubbing, foaming at the mouth, yowling for freedom
Dislikes: Guam, Guamidians, the innocent...   Read More »

Clarence

WS's man on the street. He's blue, tireless, fearless and pant-less. If being annoying could save people's lives, Clarence would be Martin Luther King. Curiosity can only get him so far before he winds up in a Mexican prison.

Likes: the homeless,...   Read More »

Him

Him meat cretin. Him have wig so you no look at Him face. Him want lady who love dancing and cocktail wieners.

Likes: crouching, royal watching, 99-cent store food
Dislikes: whitey, fat cats, the Vietnam War

Sthugar

Two parts cotton candy, nine parts lisp and one chunk fang, Sthugar is the only lady monster on Wonder Showzen, She's cute enough to make a donkey rot just by looking up at him. She's the hyper-voices in her-head-moral-center of the gang.

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Wordsworth

The annoying nerd know-it-all worm, who acts as the biographer to the goings on in Wonder Showzen.

Likes: filling out forms, hats, listening to "This American Life" on NPR, the OED
Dislikes: What are commonly called "girls", puppetry, sitting on...   Read More »

A.P. Gibralter

The newsmaster general of Wonder Showzen. He gives it to us straight and hard. He has a daughter named Lashequa May. Whatta tool.

Likes: novelties, diction, erotic sci-fi fantasy
Dislikes: corruption, evil doing, bible salesmen