The self-appointed host of Wonder Showzen, Chauncey rules with an iron hand and a furry face and a five way rump. WARNING! Watch out for his lap.
Likes: rubbing, foaming at the mouth, yowling for freedom
Dislikes: Guam, Guamidians, the innocent... Read More »
WS's man on the street. He's blue, tireless, fearless and pant-less. If being annoying could save people's lives, Clarence would be Martin Luther King. Curiosity can only get him so far before he winds up in a Mexican prison.
Likes: the homeless,... Read More »
Him meat cretin. Him have wig so you no look at Him face. Him want lady who love dancing and cocktail wieners.
Likes: crouching, royal watching, 99-cent store food
Dislikes: whitey, fat cats, the Vietnam War
Two parts cotton candy, nine parts lisp and one chunk fang, Sthugar is the only lady monster on Wonder Showzen, She's cute enough to make a donkey rot just by looking up at him. She's the hyper-voices in her-head-moral-center of the gang.
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The annoying nerd know-it-all worm, who acts as the biographer to the goings on in Wonder Showzen.
Likes: filling out forms, hats, listening to "This American Life" on NPR, the OED
Dislikes: What are commonly called "girls", puppetry, sitting on... Read More »
The newsmaster general of Wonder Showzen. He gives it to us straight and hard. He has a daughter named Lashequa May. Whatta tool.
Likes: novelties, diction, erotic sci-fi fantasy
Dislikes: corruption, evil doing, bible salesmen
Wonder Showzen's Beat Kid on special assignment to right the truths and expose the filthy pestilent heart of America.
Likes: high-fiving, he meemaw and he peepaw, the films of Jean Luc Godard.
Dislikes: our corporate over lords, carrots, MTV in... Read More »