A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila › Ep. 208

With only four suitors left, A Shot at Love 2 is officially in the homestretch, which means Tila Tequila is hitting the road to meet everyone's families. What better way to get to know someone than by seeing them in their own element?

First on Tila's tour is Bo's hometown of Fairborn, Ohio -- or, as his family calls it, "Bo-hio." While Bo's excited to show Tila where he comes from, Tila wonders whether he's willing to move to Los Angeles for her.

A high school football coach, Bo decides to treat his team to a meeting with Tila Tequila. Although they're giggly and star-struck at first, the boys soon brag about what a great guy Bo is and tell Tila to pick him. Tila is reassured that Bo really is the sweet guy she thinks he is.

Next, Bo takes Tila home to meet his family. But before the fun begins, Bo breaks the news to his mom about his broken jaw. She starts crying about not being there for her son, but Tila is impressed that she supports that fact that Bo stuck it out for love.

Concerned about her wild ways, Bo's dad grills Tila during dinner about why she's interested in his son. After Tila honestly answers his questions, the night takes a less serious turn when Bo's mom shows off her incredibly long tongue and Bo's brother gets a lesson in what being bisexual means.

Later, Bo has a one-on-one chat with his father, who expresses concern over Tila Tequila's bisexuality and fast-paced L.A. lifestyle. But Bo reassures him that Tila's a good girl and he can handle anything that's thrown at him. That's all dad needs to hear, and Tila leaves having the support of Bo's entire family.

Next up is Kristy's family in Yonkers, N.Y. Although her parents know she's bisexual, Kristy has never brought a girl home to meet the family -- Tila will be the first. But before that meeting happens, Kristy takes Tila ice skating. It's an emotional step for Kristy, who gave up the sport after high school and still regrets it. Tila is excited that Kristy opened up to her.

Once they're done skating, Tila and Kristy head to Kristy's house. In addition to meeting Kristy's parents and brother, Tila is introduced to Aunt Mimi, who's also bisexual. During dinner, talk quickly turns to both Tila and Mimi's bisexuality and the fact that Tila is the first girl that Kristy has brought home. Tila is thrilled to discover that Kristy's family is very open-minded about things.

Then, as a special treat, Kristy's dad plays one of Tila Tequila's songs and the family has a naughty dance party. First, Tila pulls off dad's belt and spanks him with it. Then, she grinds up against Kristy's brother, who gets a little too excited. Before long, Tila is grabbing Aunt Mimi's boobs and getting a lap dance from Kristy's dad. Feeling at home, Tila deems Kristy's clan "more freaky" than she is. That's pretty freaky!

Tila would love to get to know Kristy's clan better, but it's time to head to San Diego, Calif., to meet Brittany's family. Because Brittany's normally so shy in the Shot at Love house, Tila's looking forward to taking their relationship to the next level. When Tila arrives, Brittany presents Tila with a "Tequilaville" sign and a handmade card.

When Tila asks about meeting the family, Brittany says her mom, stepfather and siblings are all out of town. But Tila will be introduced to her dad, who Brittany didn't meet until she was 16. When Kristy reveals that her dad has never met anyone she's dated, Tila is touched.

When Brittany and Tila walk through the door, a surprise is waiting for them. In addition to seeing Brittany's "handsome" father, Brittany's best friend and roommate are also on-hand. Brittany then serves up the most "off-the-wall" meal ever, made up of all Tila Tequila's favorite things: grape soda, fried chicken, Texas pickles and white rice. Naturally, Tila causes a scene when she suggestively eats her "big, fat, juicy pickle" while looking at Brittany's dad, who bashfully turns away.

Tila gets to spend some quality time with Brittany's dad, learning how thrilled he was when Brittany came into his life and that he'd be happy to have Tila as part of their family. Then Brittany does something no one else has -- she shows Tila her baby pictures, which Tila thinks is "so intimate." All of Brittany's efforts pay off and Tila is very impressed.

Last but not least is Jay's hometown of Paramus, N.J., where Jay is waiting for Tila with a limo and a sign that says "Welcome to Jersey." Tila is nervous about meeting Jay's "traditional" family, but Jay's parents, stepparents and brother are all psyched to see her. When Tila meets Jay's mom and stepmom she thinks they're total "MILFs," but when Jay's mom makes a crack about Asian girls, Tila is a little turned off.

While eating, Tila is impressed by how close Jay's family is, even though his parents have both remarried. Jay's mom comments that they're a family that always encourages closeness -- a belief Jay's dad puts to the test when he suggests that Tila give his wife a kiss. After locking lips with Jay, Tila happily obliges by giving out kisses and lap dances. But when MILF boobs are flashed, Jay and his brother quickly cover their eyes.

Thinking Tila Tequila loves "the spice," Jay gets everyone in the hot tub, where the "family orgy" continues with Tila hopping from lap to lap. When Jay and Tila make out, everyone lustfully watches. Getting into the spirit, Jay's mom and stepmom kiss each other. Talk about family love!

Once everyone's out of the hot tub, Jay gathers the men to talk about Tila. Jay's dad thinks his son has finally found someone "on his level." While the boys are bonding, Tila hops into bed with both of Jay's moms and admits that she can't believe they've got her beat when it comes to being wild. Although Jay's family would love to have Tila join their clan, Tila says she felt like she was "at a porn convention." Clearly, meeting everyone's family was an eye-opening experience.

Back in L.A., Bo, Kristy, Brittany and Jay are all excited to be back in the Shot at Love mansion ... until they start hearing each other's stories. After listening to Jay's and Kristy's wild antics, Bo and Brittany worry that their wholesome trips might be too lame for Tila Tequila.

There's not much time to worry, though, as the next elimination rolls around quickly. There are four Shot at Love suitors and only three keys. When Tila calls Kristy first, Jay mutters under his breath. Then, when Bo picks up his key next, Jay gives him the finger and starts swearing. It's down to Jay and Brittany; one of them will be going home.

Tila tells Jay that she had a great time with his family, but he's just not her type. She tries to make a joke, saying that "Jersey called and they want you back" but Jay doesn't handle the news well. He knocks down the key stand and breaks a vase, calling Bo "a little bitch" and challenging him to a fight. On his way out, Jay calls Tila a nasty name and then punches a wall. Tila realizes she made the right decision -- she wouldn't want to be with someone so violent.

With Jay gone, Brittany realizes that she still has A Shot at Love and is ecstatic. To make things even better, Tila Tequila tells the final three they're all heading to Cancun!