It's moving day at casa de Tila Tequila, and the chosen sexy straight guys and gorgeous lesbians are psyched to move in and pursue their Shot at Love. Tila's a little overwhelmed to be going through this experience again, but at the same time...... Read Full Episode Summary »
After moving into Tila's mansion, the remaining 18 contestants end up in their underwear and have a run-in with the police.
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It's moving day at casa de Tila Tequila, and the chosen sexy straight guys and gorgeous lesbians are psyched to move in and pursue their Shot at Love.
Tila's a little overwhelmed to be going through this experience again, but at the same time she's excited to find real love. After having her heart broken last season, Tila's going to be even tougher this time around.
The guys and girls head into their new digs. They'll all be sharing one giant bed, and the girls are less than excited about sleeping with a bunch of horny boys! And indeed, Jersey Jay right away talks about how he's pumped for the possibility of some lesbians making moves on him. Brittany, however, says she's not afraid to castrate any dude that gets too close to her.
Naturally, the entire group migrates to the bedroom's stocked bar to get the party started, although some of the girls note that Christian is already a little too shnockered. Guess he didn't pay attention to what happened to Jeremy last week!
The boys immediately begin the "ask a lesbian" game, questioning whether the girls are really just into women. The girls make it very clear that not only are they only into dating women, they only want to be around other women. Looks like the blow-up doll Chad brought will be the only lady that's sleeping on the guys' side of the bed.
Before things get too heated, Tila Tequila invites everyone to test out their luck at her casino. She wants someone with nerves of steel, and what better way to prove that than with some gambling? Plus, while everyone's occupied with the games, Tila can pull people aside to have some alone time. Too bad Kyle keeps spying and dropping in on Tila's time with Lisa. Kyle claims he's not being creepy; he just goes after what he wants.
Tila's trying to be fair and unbiased with her time, but she finds herself undeniably attracted to Sirbrina. The two are enjoying a naughty make-out session when someone shows up to ruin the moment. Creepy Kyle strikes again!
Tila understands that Kyle is just trying to win her over, but she warns him she needs space.
Ready for the real games to begin, Tila herds everyone over to play her version of craps. She's got a large set of dice that have articles of clothing on them instead of numbers. The rules are simple: if you roll the dice and the piece of clothing you're wearing turns up, you have to remove it. The last boy and girl left with some clothing on wins alone time with Tila.
The guys are pumped that this competition basically encourages everyone to get naked -- really, are there any losers in this situation? While most of the girls are just fine with stripping down for A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, a few are self-conscious, especially tom-boy Lisa. Tila is a little turned off by Lisa's inability to loosen up.
As the lesbians lose more and more clothes, the girls begin to drop like flies. But the boys work out a "science" to rolling the dice. Long after Kristy's the last woman standing, George manages to beat out a slightly sloppy Christian for the win.
Tila escorts the winners to the VIP section of her private club for their promised time together. George manages to impress her at first, but Kristy begins to sabotage his attempts by asking what he sees in Tila. When his answers are purely physical, Tila switches her attention to Kristy.
Alone time is over and the rest of the Shot at Love gang joins the party.
Once they discover the stripper poles, Samantha hops on to show off her skills.
As the night rages on, things get louder and crazier. That is until some surprise guests crash the party. Looks like the neighbors called the cops!
While Tila Tequila deals with the cops, Jay makes the situation worse by screaming at them. Mob mentality sets in and the other straight guys begin booing and heckling the police. Knowing that things are getting out of control,
Tila saves the day by flirting her way out of a ticket.
With the po po out of their hair, the Shot at Love gang rips up the warning and continues the party. Tila hangs on for awhile but eventually retires to get some beauty rest. The party moves into the bedroom, where the guys and girls continue to get their drink on until the wee hours of the morning.
With nine drunk and rowdy boys in the bed, sleeping arrangements on the first night are less than ideal. Although the girls congregate on one side, the boys do their best to make their presence known by belching and farting all night long.
Everyone's exhausted when morning arrives, but that doesn't stop Christian from making himself another drink. Some of the girls question whether or not he has a problem, but he claims it's just part of his culture. Knowing how hard everyone partied the night before, Tila has set up a "recovery room" for them with good food, good drinks and even an oxygen bar.
While everyone else is enjoying themselves, George appears to be really down.
He just remembered that it's his mother's birthday. She died when he was 10 and
George is feeling guilty about living it up so much. Although he was unable to open up to Tila the night before, he pours his heart out to Lauryn at breakfast.
Meanwhile, Jay and Chad have decided things have gotten a little too mellow for their liking and instigate a food fight by throwing eggs at the girls. Samantha gets mad that they're disrespecting Tila's house and tries to clean up. Instead of helping, the boys mock her and Scotty pours a drink on her head. For only the second day, there's a lot of fighting going on in Tila Tequila's house!
The guys and girls must put their bickering aside to compete in Tila's latest challenge: Bi My Love. One guy and one girl will go into a vault that blows pink cash for the girls and blue cash for the boys. The top three breadwinners will go on a date with Tila.
The girls employ a lot of tactics, from using their bras as holders to pushing the guys out of their way. The boys struggle, especially a still-drunk Christian and mourning George. Not surprisingly, all three winners are girls -- V, Fame and Brittany will join Tila in the jacuzzi.
After they've changed into bikinis and hopped into the hot tub, Tila informs the girls that whomever does the best Tila impersonation will get to join her in bed. Not one for theatrics, Brittany's worried she's screwed. However, some creative improvising with ice under her bikini wins Brittany that alone time. Fame gets a little jealous when she sees Brittany and Tila making out and interrupts the date to sing Tila a little song. Unfortunately, her singing skills fail to impress Tila Tequila.
George is nervous that his downtrodden behavior will get him eliminated, so he finally open up to Tila about his mom and how he's been feeling. Showing this vulnerable side certainly wins him some points.
The group gathers in the elimination room, where Tila Tequila will choose the unlucky boy and girl whose A Shot at Love has ended. It comes down to Fame or Lisa on the girls' side and Christian or Kyle on the boys' side. Tila scolds Lisa for keeping her guard up but ultimately let's Fame go, explaining that this "isn't American Idol." For the boys, Tila critiques Christian for liking to party a little too much and Kyle for being a little too stalker-esque. But this is a girl who does like to be the center of attention, so she gives Kyle another Shot at Love.
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