A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila › Season 1 › Ep. 101

Although Tila Tequila has racked up more than 2 million MySpace friends, she still hasn't found true love. But now this "bisexual freak" is tired of being alone and ready to do anything to find Mr. or Ms. Right! With MTV's help, she's inviting 16 luscious lesbians and 16 sexy straight guys over to her place for A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila. Yes, it's time for Tila to unfurl her freak flag and find "the one."

This bisexual bachelorette will first meet the guys, who think she's searching for the man of her dreams. Then she's going to meet the girls, who think she's straight-up gay and looking for a long-term lesbian relationship. The two sexes won't know about each other at first, so they'll all think they have A Shot at Love.

As day turns into night, the 16 hot studs arrive at Tila's four-story mansion. Tila appears on the balcony in a stunning, skintight black dress, leaving the men below bowing to the goddess above them. The scorching-hot hostess lets the boys inside, flooding her humble abode with tons of testosterone.

Each of the guys has brought a gift for Tila so she can get to know them better. Some of the gifts are typical, unimaginative attempts at wooing a woman. Eddie brings her a single white rose and sings a song he wrote just for her, telling her he's a virgin. Bobby brings her Tiffany diamond earrings, but Tila's reply is "this bitch can't be bought."

Other gifts are so absurd they're hard for Tila to take seriously. When Rami gives her a glass frog and Lance juggles and acts like a clown, she seems more horrified than head over heels in love. Tila is insulted by Eric's gift of detergent so she can wash her clothes on his washboard abs and Ben's lame attempt at "tea bagging" her by dipping a tea bag in a cup of hot water. She can't believe it when Michael R. gives her drumsticks and says he cares about only two things: sex and drums. Speaking of sex, Greg brings her a Kama Sutra kit, but his sensual massage turns sour when he pulls her top down.

Despite all the lame gifts, Tila does receive some genuinely nice gestures. Domenico, the oddly charming Italian, melts her heart with a big plate of homemade spaghetti and meatballs. They have a sweet Lady and the Tramp moment when they share a piece of pasta and kiss. Country boy Ashley presents her with some jewelry, proudly noting that he got it at Wal-Mart for $30. It seems a little rude, but Tila finds his innocence endearing. She also finds Michael B.'s romantic humor intriguing when he presents her with a customized pillow with his face on it, and Steven sweeps her off her feet with a hand-painted portrait.

When Marcus gives her walkie-talkies so they can keep in touch and trade beats and lyrics, Tila thinks they made a fun connection. But then Marcus tells her that Italian stallion Domenico asked the rest of the guys if they would sleep with a man for $10 million, which he thinks makes Domenico untrustworthy.

When Ashley overhears what Marcus is saying, all hell breaks loose. Calling Marcus out, Ashley gets right up in his face, asking why he felt the need to stab one of the bros in the back. But Tila quickly breaks things up before they come to blows, saying that filling her home with testosterone might have been a major mistake. Once the boys take a chill pill, Tila retreats to her bedroom to decide which five guys will be the first to go. That's right ... five guys must go based on their poor first impressions.

In the end, tea bagger Ben, frogger Rami, drummer Michael, goofy Lance and touchy-feely Greg get the boot. They won't be getting A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila. Tough luck, fellas!

Tila tells the remaining guys they should rest up for an extravagant pool party she's throwing the next day. But once the boys head to bed, 16 gorgeous girls pull up in a stretch limo. Looks like it's officially ladies' night!

Tila chats with her new female admirers, getting to know each one a little better. And, right off the bat, she gets some lesbian lovin' from Vanessa and Rebecca. Amanda is a total hottie in Tila's eyes, and there's an instant bond between them when they realize they have on the same panties! Meanwhile, Lala gets Tila on her good side by saying she wants to get to know her better, that way they'll always be friends, no matter what happens. Meanwhile, Ashli admits she's a virgin, and Tila thinks her prayers have been answered.

Some of the shy girls sit on the sidelines and watch as the other girls soak up all the attention. They're going to have to step it up if they want some alone time with Tila Tequila! Finally making her move, Keasha interrupts Tila's flirtatious endeavors by sitting right next her while she's getting cozy with one of the girls. But with a little too much alcohol in her, Keasha just ends up embarrassing herself and leaving a bad impression. Meanwhile, Chaos lays all her emotional baggage on the table, turning Tila off with the fact that she's saying too much too soon.

Tired of all the talking, Tila tells the girls she wants to see what they're really made of. It's time to show off the sexy outfits these ladies think describe who they are in a relationship. As Tila takes her throne, the girls walk out one by one. Scoring major points are Rebecca's angel ensemble, Vanessa's naughty Catholic schoolgirl routine, Ashli's sweet and sexy Girl Scout getup and French maid Lala. Tila loves them all!

But for every hot chick, there's a girl who crashes and burns right before Tila's eye. Dressed as a plumber, Ellie makes Tila cringe when she says she wants to "clean" her "pipes." When Chaos struts her stuff as a drill sergeant, Tila only notices her "butter face." Keasha looks like a complete mess dressed in a hard hat, hot pants and "caution" tape strapped over her breasts. Other bombs include Brenda, who's dressed as a cab driver; Scout, who's wearing a plain orange bikini; and Steffanie, who's supposed to be a bachelor in an oversize smoking jacket. Then, after some serious hits and misses, comes the hard part -- Tila must say goodbye to five lesbians.

The girlies that she chooses to go are caution-tape Keasha, orange-clad Scout, plumber Ellie, taxi driver Brenda and drill sergeant Chaos. Like the boys before them, they won't be getting A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila. Sorry, ladies!

Tila invites the remaining girls to the poppin' pool party she's throwing the next day ... failing to mention there will be boys there, too. This should be interesting!

The next day, the men arrive at the pool eager to show off their hot bods. While they're having fun goofing around and showing off by the pool, Tila admits she hasn't been completely honest with the boys. Just then, the ladies enter the pool area and Tila reveals she's bisexual. Both groups are blown away. From here on out, it's boys against girls! Their eyes slowly narrow in on their opposition as they realize this is going to be war. The battle of the sexes has begun!