While Rob and Big are standing in line at the grocery store, Rob picks up The Guinness Book of World Records. After flipping through it, Rob decides he can easily break most -- if not all -- of the skateboarding records. He then looks for a record...... Read Full Episode Summary »
When the guys decide to do work on the Guinness Book Of World Records, Big pounds in two eating records and Rob skates his way through an unprecedented twenty-one skateboarding records.
While Rob and Big are standing in line at the grocery store, Rob picks up The Guinness Book of World Records. After flipping through it, Rob decides he can easily break most -- if not all -- of the skateboarding records. He then looks for a record Big could break and discovers that the world record for most powdered donuts eaten in three minutes is just four. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!
Rob and Big hop on their scooters and head to the Hollywood Walk of Fame, where Rob practices some skateboarding moves and learns that breaking a world record is going to be harder than he anticipated. Still, Rob calls up a moderator for the The Guinness Book of World Records and asks for a judge to come watch as he tries to break 20 skateboarding records. Plus, two or three eating records for Big.
Rob asks his contractor, Brent, to build a rail to help Rob break the record for the longest rail slide. After some fun with the net gun, Rob and Big sit down with Brent to go over the logistics of constructing the rail. This leads Big to tell an interesting story about an encounter at a port-o-potty where he had to use his sweat rag as "option two" when there was no toilet paper. Uh, good to know, Big.
Later, Rob takes Big to McArthur Park to find a stretch of mildly sloping land to build his rail. After finding the ideal spot, Rob and Big walk past the stage that was featured in the movie Breakin'. Of course, the boys take a time-out to bust some moves of their own on the stage.
As they wait for The Guinness Book of World Records judge to arrive, Rob spills a glass of liquid all over Big's pants. Clearly unable to break world records in such a state, Big enlists Drama to blow-dry his crotch. Rob exacerbates the situation by placing a banana and two donuts on Big's jeans in a suggestive position.
When the judge arrives, Rob and Big are ready to do work. In fact, Rob starts to cheer as Big begins his first attempt at breaking a record: eating the most bananas in one minute. Big easily beats the previous record of two bananas. Now he must attempt the powdered donuts record, but there's a twist: he absolutely cannot lick his lips. No problem! He downs five donuts with 15 seconds to spare!
Now that Big's a world record holder, Rob's eager for his chance. His first attempt: most consecutive ollies on a half-pipe. Rob crushes the former record of 34, completing 46. At the skate park, Rob gets his number of Guinness Book of World Records titles up to 19. The judge is incredibly impressed, but Rob won't be satisfied until that number's up to at least 20.
They move on to McArthur Park and the newly constructed long rail. It takes Rob a few attempts and some nasty spills, but he finally locks down the crowning jewel of his world record titles: the longest 50-50 rail grind, going over an astounding 100 feet. Still on a high, Rob bangs out one last record for the world's longest board slide on the same 100-plus foot rail. With 21 records total, Rob joyously realizes his records can buy beer!
One week later, a giant box arrives. It's Rob and Big's 23 Guinness Book of World Records plaques. As Rob says, "This is what dreams are made of!"