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  1. While Rob and Big are eating breakfast one morning, Mini Horse keeps trying to steal a bite of Big's food, and Big persistently pushes Mini away. As Rob watches this interaction, he comments that Mini has a great head of hair, which sparks a......  Read Full Episode Summary »

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  1. While Rob and Big are eating breakfast one morning, Mini Horse keeps trying to steal a bite of Big's food, and Big persistently pushes Mini away. As Rob watches this interaction, he comments that Mini has a great head of hair, which sparks a conversation about how Big used to have lots of hair, too. Big claims that about 15 years ago he used to have a full head of hair and be a male stripper named Black Lavender. Naturally, Rob finds this image hilarious and hard to believe. You don't say?!

    To challenge his friend's disbelief, Big proposes that if he still had hair, he'd be tempted to go perform once again as a stripper. Rob can't resist the offer, so the two begin a search for the perfect head of hair for Big.

    Rob and Big's first stop is the Hair Club for Men, where hair is carefully selected and strategically placed to fit a man's head. After a quick consult, Big meets with the stylist to discuss his options. Once they take some measurements of Big's head, Rob and Big decide that this kind of procedure is too serious and complicated for their temporary purposes. They decide to hit the road and look for a "more ghetto" hair club.

    The guys are in luck when they stumble upon an inexpensive wig store. There, Big samples all different kinds of wigs until he finally finds the perfect Afro, and the hairdresser cuts and styles it so it's more suitable for Big's head. The guys leave satisfied and go home to show off Big's new 'do.

    The next day, Rob books Big a gig at a downtown strip club and surprises Big with a choreographer to help him with his rusty moves. At the dance studio, the choreographer shows Big a routine to impress the ladies that includes a cane and, of course, plenty of body rolls and butt-shakes. Back at the house, Rob secretly watches as Big rehearses his striptease while decked out in a cowboy hat, boots, a green bathrobe and a purple G-string. Yikes!

    After all the fuss about finding the right wig, Big decides the one he chose isn't appropriate for his desired Rick James look. Luckily, on the morning of his strip show, Big finds a newer and sleeker wig. Before Rob and Big leave for the show that night, Big makes sure to whip out his old stripper jacket with the slogan "Black Lavender: I Charge by the Pound" written on the back.

    In the car on the way to the club, Big claims he isn't nervous about performing. However, after he's all dressed and it's getting close to showtime, Big's nerves escalate, which he claims has a shrinking effect on his manhood. To help boost his friend's confidence, Rob dutifully stuffs Big's thong with some socks. Now Big's ready to hit the stage!

    Onstage, Big shakes his stuff and shows off some sexy moves while dancing to Sisqo's "Thong Song." After the music cuts out, the crowd goes wild and Big is rewarded with a basket full of cash that was tossed at him during his dance. Big really was able to end his stripping career with a bang!

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