Mike and Robin cuddle on the deck and Robin narrates that she is at the point in her life where she is ready to get serious about someone. She notes that all she has ever done with Mike is kiss. Randy continues his streak of dispensing bad advice...... Read Full Episode Summary »
Mike and Robin cuddle on the deck and Robin narrates that she is at the point in her life where she is ready to get serious about someone. She notes that all she has ever done with Mike is kiss. Randy continues his streak of dispensing bad advice and tells Robin that if she waits too long to do the booty dance with Mike, he might take his business somewhere else.
Randy's friends (Nick, Sean and Jessica) from Boston arrive for a visit. Randy explains that he and Jessica have worked together and as long as they've known each other, there has always been sort of a connection and attraction.
Mike, Robin, Randy's buddies and the rest of the roommates get their drink on. Jacquese notes that Mike doesn't really know Robin and how much of a drama queen she can be. When they go out to a club, Robin has a few shots and apparently tells Mike that she loves him. "It feels like we've been together forever," Robin slurs. Next thing we know, Robin is telling Mike that she wants to spend the rest of her life with him. Then, Mike asks her to marry him. "We're both drunk," Mike says coming to his senses. They go back into the bar where Robin does more shots and soon she starts acting like the belligerent, self destructive gal that all the other roommates know and don't love. Mike asks if this is how Robin always is and then angrily storms off. Robin chases after him asking him not to leave her.
All the roommates except Robin go home and get into the hot tub. Randy gets cozy with his longtime friend Jessica, who apparently has no dental problems, and Jamie notes that she finally approves of one of Randy's gal pals. Meanwhile, Robin crawls into a cab, which drives her to Mike's car. She hops in, but he requests that she get out. "Do you know who you are?" he asks her angrily. Robin won't leave.
Randy sets up a huge tent outside on their sandy volleyball court so that she and Jessica and other random people can sleep outside. Meanwhile, Jamie is worried about Robin and where she might be. Turns out, Randy never realized how much he missed having a girlfriend until Jessica showed up. That night Randy and Jessica get it on, while Randy narrates that this relationship is like a life raft for him. Where does he come up with these analogies?
Robin arrives back at the house with Mike at 5pm the following day and Frankie notices an unusual glow about her. Robin narrates that Mike told her the next morning that he was so glad she didn't leave his car and that she is an awesome girlfriend. In fact, she's glad they got into that fight because it brought them "closer together". Tee hee hee. Wink wink. Jacquese is real glad Mike is around because that means that's less of Robin the roommates have to deal with.
Mike tells Robin she is a drama queen. Robin admits she drinks too much, but she doesn't want to reach that point of extreme drunkenness again. Robin is grateful for having Mike in her life right now. Mike and Robin sneak into the tent. Jamie and Brad go to peep on them, but run away screaming.