When Kelly tells Sharon and Ozzy she is grossed out by the thought of them having sex, they get back at her by teasing that she was conceived by Immaculate Conception. Next, Kelly reads an e-mail that says she and Sharon are going to Kenya for a...... Read Full Episode Summary »
When Kelly tells Sharon and Ozzy she is grossed out by the thought of them having sex, they get back at her by teasing that she was conceived by Immaculate Conception. Next, Kelly reads an e-mail that says she and Sharon are going to Kenya for a Red Cross activity. Being the drama queen she is, naturally Kelly fusses over the fact that Africa is such an obscure place to visit. Ozzy warns Kelly against going and even tells Sharon he will divorce her if she dares to go, telling the pair that "Charity begins at home."
The next day Jack is sound asleep when Elton John arrives at the Osbourne house. Sharon calls home several times and asks people to wake Jack but they fail to rouse him. Sir Elton and a friend make themselves at home downstairs and wait. On their way to the house, Sharon, Ozzy and Kelly decide to stop at In N' Out Burger. Kelly talks Ozzy into ordering a burger by reminding him that it has a lot of protein. Ozzy seems satisfied with his burger, but Kelly gets so annoyed that hers has a tomato on it that she picks the tomato off and throws it out the car window.
Back at the house, Elton plays piano and makes up a song about where he wants to go shopping that afternoon. He name checks ritzy shops like Chanel and Fred Segal and comes up with catchy lines such as "We'll go to Louis Viuitton where the girls will try some clothes on." Sharon, Kelly and Ozzy get home and Jack finally wakes up. Elton gives Ozzy a present-a white gold chain necklace with a giant peace sign charm on it. Ozzy is ecstatic about his new jewelry but also feels guilty. He opts to stay home while the rest of the group goes shopping. When she gets back, Sharon shows off her sexy new stilettos to him.
Sharon meets with the girls from OXFAM, the organization in charge of the trip to Africa. The girls tell Sharon it certainly won't be a luxury trip but it won't be too rough either. However, she will have to get lots of vaccinations and even take malaria pills. After thinking it over, she decides that she doesn't want to go after all, joking that she doesn't want to go somewhere without Chanel.
Next Sharon, Ozzy and Kelly get dolled up for a Covenant House benefit party. Ozzy complains that his dress shoes are too big, but he eventually gets it together in time to leave with Sharon and Kelly. Jack, however, continues to struggle with his contact lenses, and decides to leave later, At the benefit's auction, Kelly bids on a puppy named Winston, but loses to someone willing to pay thousands of dollars for the pup. Sharon receives an award from Covenant House for her service and gives a quick thank you. Later that evening the winners of the puppy winner donates it to Kelly, saying they already have fourteen dogs on their ranch. Kelly is overjoyed but decides to change the pup's name, saying Winston does not sound tough enough. Proving that it's just another wacky day in the life of the Osbournes, Jack pulls up to the party just as the rest of the family leave.