The show opens with Kelly and Ozzy debating hair. Ozzy wants to add more color to his black and fire-engine red locks while Kelly insists that adding more color will make him look like George Clinton. As if to end the argument, Ozzy declares he's...... Read Full Episode Summary »
The show opens with Kelly and Ozzy debating hair. Ozzy wants to add more color to his black and fire-engine red locks while Kelly insists that adding more color will make him look like George Clinton. As if to end the argument, Ozzy declares he's the Prince of Darkness and he can do whatever he wants to which Kelly responds "No, you're the Prince of Lunatics."
Hair advice coming from Kelly is the height of comedy considering she has been avoiding the shower like the plague. Sharon loses numerous hard fought battles in which she insists that Kelly shower. At one point, Sharon risks permanent damage to her sense of smell by taking a whiff of Kelly's armpits. Sharon gags, retches and tells Kelly, "You smell really, really bad." In response, Kelly lets out a delighted "I know!"
Perhaps more perplexing than Kelly's shower boycott is the decision by the Prime Minister of Canada to give Ozzy an "Eternal Canadian Youth Award." Ozzy feels honored by the decoration but no one's really sure what an Eternal Canadian Youth is. Ozzy and his loyal assistant call the Prime Minister but Ozzy thinks something's fishy when the Prime Minister starts singing on the phone. Immediately, Ozzy declares he won't go to Canada because this award is some elaborate hoax in which a Hell's Angel or assassin will be waiting for him across the border. Ozzy's theory seems a little far fetched because why would anyone want to assassinate him? But then again, why would any one want to give him a Canadian Youth Award either? Ozzy's advisors try to convince him that it's a legit award with a government seal and the Prime Minister's signature on it but Ozzy is having none of it. Defeated, Ozzy's assistant agrees to further investigate things.
While Ozzy worries about the threat of Hell's Angels and assassins, the battle over Kelly's bathing habits continues to rage. And it's not just Sharon taking on Kelly this time. Sharon calls in the pros to do Kelly's hair and even Kelly's friends seem to be grossed out by her new shower-less existence. When Kelly gleefully tells some buds that she hasn't showered since New Year's, jaws drop. After a horrifying amount of days and countless pleas from loved ones, Kelly caves and draws a sudsy bath into which she is pushed fully clothed. Take note: the bathwater is a very deep brown color.
With Kelly finally in the tub, the Osbourne family can focus on Ozzy's disputed award. Paul, Ozzy's assistant, receives a call from the Royal Canadian Mounted Police telling him that the award actually is a hoax. Wow, Ozzy's instincts were dead on although it remains to be seen whether the pranksters were Hell's Angels with assassination plans.