Trouble in the Osbourne house! Ozzy has lost his diamond pinky ring, landing him in a state of panic. In a quest that would rival Frodo's commitment to jewelry, Ozzy grabs a flashlight and leaves no sofa untouched, no candelabra unturned, and no...... Read Full Episode Summary »
Trouble in the Osbourne house! Ozzy has lost his diamond pinky ring, landing him in a state of panic. In a quest that would rival Frodo's commitment to jewelry, Ozzy grabs a flashlight and leaves no sofa untouched, no candelabra unturned, and no drawer intact. Despite his best efforts, Ozzy cannot find his diamond ring and proceeds to rival Jack and Kelly with his whining. Ozzy's sour mood is only exacerbated by Sharon's craving for more diamonds. The house blings as Sharon parades around with all of her potential gems. With Ozzy giving compliments like "it looks like a holly bush" and "looks like an abscess on your neck," how could Sharon resist the temptation to purchase more?
While Sharon examines another $117,000 string of pearls, a photographer comes in to snap pictures of her pooches. Unfortunately, the photographer has to grapple with antsy subjects and an amorous canine admirer. Yes, Colin has taken quite a shine to the artist and has attached himself to the hapless photographer's leg. After repeatedly removing the pup, Sharon decides that Colin must be fixed, and sends him to the vet for neutering. Sigh, the perils of misunderstood love.
While Colin must adjust to his changing body, Ozzy admits that the lost ring continues to haunt him. Ozzy states that he has even looked up his butt for the missing bling. Um, that's probably not most logical place to store your diamond ring, but to each his own. Still stressing, Ozzy makes Sharon promise to give up her jewelry addiction for the sake of his sanity. No problem. Sharon has already found a new release for her funds: Bentleys. His and Her Bentleys for Lord and Lady Osbourne would perfectly compliment missing diamond rings and gargantuan strands of pearls; they're a lot harder to lose too.
You know that old adage, "when you lose something, it's always right under your nose." Well, Ozzy's ring wasn't under the bed, in the trash can, or in pairs of shoes; it was on his bedside table. Ugh, that's frustrating. But at least Colin has returned to the family. A shell of his former self, the dog won't cuddle with Ozzy and spends his days sleeping in strange positions. Hopefully, Ozzy can move beyond his jewelry aversion and Colin can recover from his trauma.