With Sharon shooting The Sharon Osbourne Show all day, Ozzy is left with a lot of spare time. But he could put that time to better use. Mostly, Ozzy just plays with his remote, sleeps, sprays an unnecessary amount of air freshener, drinks (but...... Read Full Episode Summary »
With Sharon shooting The Sharon Osbourne Show all day, Ozzy is left with a lot of spare time. But he could put that time to better use. Mostly, Ozzy just plays with his remote, sleeps, sprays an unnecessary amount of air freshener, drinks (but mostly spills) his coffee, and attempts to dress himself (pant legs can be tricky to get into). Thank God he's no longer a bachelor. Clearly, he needs Sharon's presence to occupy him.
But all of Ozzy's boredom and his wasted days are about to end. He's got a new studio in his house. Now he has a lot of things to occupy his time, like giving tours of the studio. Ozzy gives his guests the first-class treatment, showing them the brains of his computer, the drum room, the sound-proof room, and things that are "not for them to touch." Judging by the way he tells every visitor "don't touch anything," the entirety of Ozzy's studio will break if a single item is tapped. This protectiveness is understandable considering the studio is completely state-of-the-art.
Meanwhile, at the studio for The Sharon Osbourne Show, Sharon's having a little trouble getting DMX to show up for his guest appearance. DMX is about two hours late and has managed to make Sharon's producer more stressed than usual. She points out that Ozzy is always on time to events -- to which Jack responds "that's because he doesn't have anything to do."
Jack may have a point, but Ozzy has discovered another new toy to occupy his time: he's bought a custom made chopper. Ozzy fiddles with the machine but, following Sharon's orders, does not drive it out of the driveway. After the chopper people politely decline Ozzy's offer to tour the studio, they leave Ozzy with his new toy and head back to Vegas. Upon further inspection of his new bike, Ozzy realizes that he does not have the key and cannot start the chopper. So much for playing with the bike, looks like it's back to sleeping for Ozzy. And resting peacefully is just how Sharon finds Ozzy when she comes back from her long day of successfully persuading DMX to show up for his scheduled appearance.