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  1. The third season begins with the addition of canine cast members, as new dogs join the Osbourne family. This brings the grand total number of dogs up to 13. A believer in all things supernatural, Ozzy decides that he hates the number 13. Ozzy......  Read Full Episode Summary »

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  1. The third season begins with the addition of canine cast members, as new dogs join the Osbourne family. This brings the grand total number of dogs up to 13. A believer in all things supernatural, Ozzy decides that he hates the number 13. Ozzy jokingly suggests that Sharon buy more dogs so that he can shoot them as a hobby. Seems like a rational plan and it will give Ozzy something to do while Sharon is at work on her new talk show.

    Speaking of her talk show, Sharon received a nasty little note from her producers telling her that she needed to step the show up a notch. Pushed to the brink of desperation at the prospect of failure, Sharon begins begging her family to appear on her show. Kelly refuses. Jack declines his mom's offer by politely hanging up the phone. Finally, Ozzy tells Sharon that she is "out of her bloody mind." It must be nice to know that you can count on your family to help you out of a jam.

    Sharon persists in her requests but Ozzy insists that there is much to be done around the house and he has to be present to supervise. The Osbornes are getting their backyard landscaped complete with 980 pound ornamental gold Buddha -- a pretty standard lawn ornament.

    After constant pleading and many different strategies in her begging, Ozzy finally relents and agrees to be a guest on The Sharon Osbourne Show. The winning strategy: lying. Yes, Sharon lied to Ozzy in order to get him on her show. Ozzy thought that he was just going to be a guest on the Halloween show. Surprise! It turns out that Ozzy is a co-host. Sharon apologizes and all is forgiven as Ozzy takes his throne and slides into the co-host role. In fact, the Prince of Darkness receives a standing ovation from the costume-clad audience.

    ...not a bad start to the third season.

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