Love is in the air at the Osbourne house...Courtney Love, that is. Our boy Jack meets up with Courtney and her current houseguest, Brienann and Jack is immediately smitten with Brienann. Jack is so taken with Courtney's friend that he ignores some...... Read Full Episode Summary »
Love is in the air at the Osbourne house...Courtney Love, that is. Our boy Jack meets up with Courtney and her current houseguest, Brienann and Jack is immediately smitten with Brienann. Jack is so taken with Courtney's friend that he ignores some odd behavior from Ms. Love, which includes running around in her panties, reenacting a scene from "Macbeth" with her dollies, and telling Jack that she's, "one of the only people in the world who makes money off the Internet." Though this might seem a little hard to believe, Kelly calls Courtney one of the most intelligent people she's ever met.
Brienann becomes a regular houseguest at the Osbournes and Jack seems to be wooing her with instant foods. He makes her frozen pizza. He makes her E-Z mac. He makes her Ramen noodles. And nothing says 'romance' like sharing a bag of beef jerky in the back of a car.
Ozzy has less luck getting attention from his object of affection, Sharon. He's written a new song and can't get Sharon to stay still long enough to listen to him read his lyrics. Later on, though, he plays a recording of his new song to Jack and Brienann, who both approve. Sharon corners Jack at the end of the episode to finally see the tattoo he's gotten (Kelly told on him). It turns out to be a white heart on his back with the word "mum" in the middle, which he got right after he found out she had cancer. Sharon isn't mad at all, and gives Jack a big hug in appreciation. Looks like Sharon is still the most important woman in Jack's life.