It's getting close to Jack's 17th birthday but the real excitement at the Osbourne house is over the escalading drama between Kelly and Christina Aguilera. Sharon claims it started last Christmas when Kelly made some comments at a dinner party...... Read Full Episode Summary »
It's getting close to Jack's 17th birthday but the real excitement at the Osbourne house is over the escalading drama between Kelly and Christina Aguilera. Sharon claims it started last Christmas when Kelly made some comments at a dinner party about Christina, and it's been downhill since then, with Kelly calling Christina, "One of the most disgusting human beings in the entire world," among other things. Meanwhile Ozzy goes to the dentist for a regular checkup, and asks for the nitrous gas to be turned up over and over again. By the end of the appointment, he's got so much nitrous in him he can barely lift a cup to his mouth for an after-cleaning rinse.
The Kelly vs. Christina battle continues when Kelly and Melinda hear a violent bang on their door at the recording studio. Melinda opens the door just in time to see Christina walking down the hall. Kelly and Melinda search the studio for Christina, with Kelly claiming she could break the twig-like Aguilera, should the two ever meet face-to-face. Kelly and Jack are at a club later on when Christina comes over and starts chatting up Jack, who is thrilled to be talking to his sister's archrival. He's even more thrilled when he gets to dance with her, and Kelly fumes when she sees the two freaking on the dance floor.
At home, Kelly yells at Jack for falling all over Christina when he should have been defending her. She gives him a few good punches in the arm before Sharon separates them. Later on, Sharon has a talk with Kelly and convinces her to make up with her brother before his birthday party. The siblings hug and make up, then they're off with family and friends to Medieval Times, where Jack has chosen to celebrate his birthday. He gets a full suit of armor from his parents, but he gets another big birthday gift the following day, when he listens to a phone message from Christina herself.