Nick and Jess are at it again and this time they're headed to the slopes. As soon as they get there, Jess starts complaining that it's freezing. She sucks it up, though, and heads out to try some snowboarding with her hubby. Surprisingly, the...... Read Full Episode Summary »
Nick and Jess are at it again and this time they're headed to the slopes. As soon as they get there, Jess starts complaining that it's freezing. She sucks it up, though, and heads out to try some snowboarding with her hubby. Surprisingly, the normally whiney Jessica gives it a fair shot and, even though she keeps landing on her butt, she keeps trying. After a little while, Jess decides her butt is way to numb and calls it quits.
The next day it's Nick's turn to try some skiing. This time it's definitely Nick who's being a total baby. He falls one time and throws his poles down on the ground, which bounce back up and hit him in the head. Nick then proceeds to stomp off leaving Jessica all alone. When is Nick going to learn it's okay not to get it right on the first try?
After a long day on the slopes, Jessica decides to play homemaker and cook some chicken for dinner. This sounds like a completely simple task...but not for our Jessica. The chicken breasts seem unusually large to her, so she starts to worry that they will not cook all the way. You'd think a simple solution would be to cook them until they are done, but Jessica has a better idea. She decides to whip out a good old pair of scissors and starts cutting up the chicken. Thankfully, Nick's brother relieves her of her butchering duties and finishes the chicken.
The after-dinner conversation starts to get a little racy when the topic turns to condoms. Jess (being Jess) claims to be unaware that there are different types of condoms. She does, however, claim to know a few things about various toys but only what she's heard from other people--not through her own experience.
Lets not forget Jessica's most recent annoying habit...every time she wants to say the word God she says Goh instead and it is driving everyone crazy. They keep begging her to stop, but she doesn't seem to think there is anything wrong with the word. Just another way for Jess to get a rise out her hubby and get a little extra attention from everyone else.