Although the newlywed's house is being plagued by massive amounts of crows, Jessica still makes it out of the house to go on a shopping spree with her mother. While Jessica and her mother bond over tube tops and 'favorite panties,' Nick stays back...... Read Full Episode Summary »
Although the newlywed's house is being plagued by massive amounts of crows, Jessica still makes it out of the house to go on a shopping spree with her mother. While Jessica and her mother bond over tube tops and 'favorite panties,' Nick stays back at the house to wait for his toys.
Nick has ordered two arcade games and rented a forklift to hoist them up to the second floor of the house, yet he has no idea how to maneuver the machine.
While Nick is giving himself a crash course in how to work a forklift, Jessica keeps spending cash and holding her breath at the registers for totals. Jessica's mother is a very supportive shopping partner as her word of the day whenever Jessica touches another item is 'great!'
As the shopping extravaganza winds down, the boys back at the house rejoice as the games are put in place.
Jessica returns home after dark, and asks Nick what the 'big orange thing' is in their driveway. He explains to her that he got his two new arcade games today--as excited as a five-year-old boy. Jessica shares her purchase of the day as well, in the same excited manner. When she tells Nick that the Egyptian sheets she bought are $1,400, he gets angry, shakes his head, and leaves the room. To top it all off, Jessica almost ruins the sheets when she does not remember how to work the washing machine.
The couple explores the game room upon Nick's request, and Jessica is forced to play, and lose miserably, at 'Carnival King,' Nick's new prized possession. With only 9 percent accuracy at shooting the objects on the screen, Jessica is definitely not cut out to be a video game junkie like her husband.
The night winds down as the couple orders pizza and tries to choose from a plethora of DVDs. Jessica has never seen Nick's pick Scarface, and she's not too sure about it judging by the name. 'Is his face scarred?' she asks.
The next day, Nick and Drew are back at it again, picking up dead birds and mice that are scattered all around Nick and Jessica's house. The men neatly dispose of the birds in bags. Once again, Jessica leaves to shop...and further deplete their bank account.