Jessica has to leave her hubby once again to help promote her new album. This time she'll be hitting up a New York radio station. What will Nick do while she's gone? Picking his ass, he says, is tops on his agenda. In New York, the radio crew asks...... Read Full Episode Summary »
Jessica has to leave her hubby once again to help promote her new album. This time she'll be hitting up a New York radio station. What will Nick do while she's gone? Picking his ass, he says, is tops on his agenda.
In New York, the radio crew asks Jessica about married life and if she feels like she's getting old. Her response is another golden moment only she could give us. "I don't mind getting older because I still feel young 'cause Nick's old." We guess "old" for Jessica is a few days shy of 30. After the interview, Jessica has a music meeting with some executives and they decide to put her single into rotation at the station--a big score for her.
Next stop for Jessica is Dallas. She will head home to perform for her old high school. She remembers that as a student, she wasn't allowed to sing because all the mothers said her voice made their "daughters look bad." But Jessica's negative memories soon faded when she took the stage. She could hardly hold back the tears as she looked at the hundreds of cheering teenagers.
Back at the homestead, Nick and his brother Drew head out for a lunch interview with Star magazine. Nick is not in the mood for the interview but goes anyway; at least he'll get free lunch out of the deal, right? Wrong. Not only does the reporter ask Nick private questions about his and Jessica's sex life but then he sticks Nick with the bill.
To make Nick feel better after the interview, Jessica arranges a huge birthday party and flies all of Nick's friends into town to help them celebrate. At the party spot, Nick is greeted with plenty of classy surprises, including a beer bottle shaped cake, and Jessica jumping out of a confection. Jessica Simpson in lingerie, shaking her booty and singing Happy Birthday...Nick is a lucky man. But he gets even luckier when Jessica gives him his real birthday gift. It's a watch, loaded with enough ice to make Jay-Z jealous. It's glamorous, it's flashy, and it's...fifty-five thousand dollars. Cheapskate Nick, of course, is appalled at the price tag, but warmed by the sentiment.