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Ed's from the other side of the Pond -- and can NEVER go back, ok? -- and his tastes are simple yet elemental... food, beer and a penchant for violence are the cornerstones of his world.

Ed doesn't suffer fools gladly, and for him there is no fool greater than Mervin. Their interactions frequently end in pain and injury... Mervin's.

He is also a secret gambler, whose addiction has led to embezzlement, fraud and the sale of Mervin's possessions to relieve his massive debts.

WHAT'S EATING GO?
Ed once worked as a short-order burger chef -- his unflinching attitude led to tense confrontations with customers unhappy with the service and with Ed's culinary shortcomings. In an attempt to remedy the situation, Ed's boss sent him on a brief and wholly unsuccessful anger management course.

As restaurant critic for Puppeat, the puppet gourmet magazine, Ed briefly moved in more refined circles. His ability to sample an entire menu at one sitting initially appealed to the editors, but the witless and largely monosyllabic nature of his reviews soon led to his dismissal.

LADIES MAN
Ed is largely content to view woman from a distance -- often through a pair of binoculars. However he is becoming increasingly intrigued by a small foul-mouthed female puppet called Apples...

MUSIC LOVER
Ed loves extremely heavy music and is a committed fan of metal bands such as Mudvayne and Raging Speedhorn. This has driven him to form his own band Stinkhole, for whom he 'sings.' His extreme stage-diving antics are legendary and there are industry rumors that on their upcoming and much-anticipated album "Brown Fury" the band may have finally discovered their 'sound'...

FULL NAME:
Edward Tubbs

NICKNAME:
Fat Ed

APPEARANCE:
Bulbous

PERSONALITY:
Uncompromising

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES:
Huge mouth belly

LIKES:
Pizzas
Burgers
Beer
Loud Music

DISLIKES:
Work
Mervin