Lapeno grew up in Brazil where he spent the bulk of his formative years playing football. However his football took second place when he discovered he was incredibly attractive to women.
In fact, Lapeno's laid-back charm makes him attractive to... Read More »
Ed's from the other side of the Pond -- and can NEVER go back, ok? -- and his tastes are simple yet elemental... food, beer and a penchant for violence are the cornerstones of his world.
Ed doesn't suffer fools gladly, and for him there is no... Read More »
Serial wanker, bedwetter, gibbering idiot, virgin... everyone agrees there's something about Mervin. Unfortunately it's something irritating.
Bullied and teased at school, Mervin was -- and is -- an awkward young puppet. His adoptive parents'... Read More »