After an ordinary weekend outside the office, during which Ricky claims he hung out with Mario Lopez in the Hamptons, Ricky also brings back some exciting news to Sam: there will be a girl coming into the office that day to do some accounting...... Read Full Episode Summary »
Amir and Patrick fight to win the heart of a sexy new co-worker, while Dan and Sam break up with each others' girlfriends.
The CollegeHumor staff discusses what valuable things they might part with for the sake of science.
After an ordinary weekend outside the office, during which Ricky claims he hung out with Mario Lopez in the Hamptons, Ricky also brings back some exciting news to Sam: there will be a girl coming into the office that day to do some accounting work. As a major plus, she's supposedly pretty cute.
Later, the team goes over ideas for new videos, but no one can come up with anything more creative than food or farts. The team finally agrees on Streeter's idea for a movie about boobs. To end the meeting, Sam announces that a Hot Girl will soon be coming to the office.
When the Hot Girl, Jessica, arrives, the guys notice she's in a wheelchair, but still clumsily try to impress her. Finally, Sarah steps in and calmly introduces everyone. Meanwhile, Sam and Dan decide that Hot Girl is so hot that their current girlfriends don't have a shot at measuring up. So the guys decide to do the logical thing: break up with each others girlfriends.
Of course, like many other CollegeHumor plans, this one takes a whacky turn when, instead of breaking up with the girl, Sam and Dan end up making out with each others girlfriends.
Later, Amir rolls up to Jessica in a wheel chair to try to connect with her on a more personal level. Jessica isn't impressed, and tells Amir that people who don't have to be in wheelchairs...just shouldn't be in them. This gives Patrick an idea. He tries everything possible to put himself in a wheelchair...for real.
Meanwhile, Sam has begun dating Dan's girlfriend, and vice-versa. The couples are now at the 'double-dating' level.
After the Hot Girl has unintentionally launched the CollegeHumor office into chaos, she tells Sarah that she actually prefers girls. She proves her point to the guys later when, after Patrick has purposefully broken both of his legs, Jessica's girlfriend stops by the office to pick her up.
Now that the idea of the Hot Girl is no longer meaningful, Sam and Dan decide that maybe they should get back together with their old girlfriends. The group goes out on another awkward double-date, but it looks like Jessica may have wrecked both of their relationships for good.