The CollegeHumor Show › Ep. 103

‘Morning After’

The CollegeHumor staff wakes up one morning in a not-so-normal setting. Everyone is still in their night-before clothes, hungover, while still at work. What exactly happened the night before?

Streeter is the first to wake up w...  Full Episode Summary

The CollegeHumor staff wakes up one morning in a not-so-normal setting. Everyone is still in their night-before clothes, hungover, while still at work. What exactly happened the night before?

Streeter is the first to wake up when the phone rings, and he grudgingly answers. He listens for a minute, confused, as the voice on the other end explains that Lexi Myers has gone missing.

Lexi Myers was crowned the night before at a CollegeHumor party as 'America's Hottest Girl'. Mysteriously, she never came home after the party. Streeter panics on the phone, asking his staff for help. Finally, Amir has a solution. He grabs the phone from Streeter, and promptly slams it down.

Problem solved, right? Not exactly.

Ricky has a flashback of the night before, of when he was on the phone in a stairway at the CollegeHumor party, when he heard angry male voices, a girl scream, a gun shot, and a male voice saying 'what did you do?!'

As the staff tries to piece together the details, Sarah decides to plan a funeral for Lexi. The guys agree, but only under the circumstances that this funeral will be the hottest funeral ever. As they search for a hot priest, Patrick and Streeter are pulled into an interrogation room, and are blamed for Lexi's murder.

The interrogator demands to know every detail of the night before, and Patrick and Streeter spill everything, down to the way Dan and Sam rocked out to Ludicrous' song, 'Fantasy'.

Patrick insists that he and Lexi had a connection from the moment they first spotted each other...when Patrick offered her a glass of wine and Lexi gave him a dirty look. Talk about love at first sight!

Meanwhile, the rest of the crew was caught up in a riveting game of body twister, where a color and body part is spun, and the spinner must touch his part of the body to someone wearing that color.

While the boys are all amusing themselves with the game, Sarah happily spends the night accepting drinks from a cute guy across the bar. As she downs her fourteenth drink, she is approached by the cute guy and another girl demanding their drinks back. Apparently, Cute Guy meant for the drinks to be sent to the hot girl in the purple dress, not Sarah.

Sarah tells the girl she's about to go to the bathroom, and if she wants the drinks back, she can come collect them out of the toilet. Amir, who was watching the whole scene, instigates a fight. When the hot girl in the purple dress punches Sarah in the boob, an violent bar brawl breaks out. Patrick seizes his opportunity for being a knight in shining armor, and asks Lexi Myers if she wants to get out of the bar. Lexi agrees, and Patrick escorts her out the back door.

Meanwhile, oblivious to the bar fight, Streeter spins a 'chin on blue' in twister. He sees Lexi, who is wearing a bright blue dress, walk by, and follows her out the back door. Lexi is frightened by Streeter's frantic attempts to put his chin on her dress, so she screams and jumps into a cab. The cab pulls away, and the muffler makes a popping noise...much like the sound of a gunshot.

After the story has been told to the investigator, he realizes that maybe Lexi Myers was not murdered, after all. His suspicions are confirmed when Lexi walks into her own funeral and asks for her 'America's Hottest Girl' check. Oops.

But, no harm done. The funeral continues as Dan, Sam, and the hot priest lead everyone in Ludacris' 'Fantasy', just for old times sake.