Jamie and Stu find themselves on a "celebrity safari" this week when they decide to concoct a plan involving Jamie in a tabloid photo with a female celebrity. After attending a red carpet event, Jamie and Stu see how famous Kevin Federline became...... Read Full Episode Summary »
Check out the full version of Jamie and Stu's jam 'The Stalker Song,' hear what Joe Simpson has to say about Jessica's ring, see Jamie's unseen publicity tactics and more.
Jamie and Stu find themselves on a "celebrity safari" this week when they decide to concoct a plan involving Jamie in a tabloid photo with a female celebrity. After attending a red carpet event, Jamie and Stu see how famous Kevin Federline became from marrying Britney Spears, so they decide that Jamie needs to "up his #@&%." That means that he needs to find a celebrity girlfriend and get photographed with her to create some buzz for his rap career.
They bring Giles, a famous celebrity photographer, along for the ride as they tour Hollywood in hopes of finding a female celebrity. When they spot Mena Suvari going into a bagel shop, Jamie stakes out the place and waits for her to come out. When she does, he bombards her and tries to make small talk while Giles snaps away. Mena spots the cameras and Jamie leaves feeling like a stalker. Back in the Hummer, Jamie and Stu bust a new rap about being celebrity stalkers with Giles.
Later, real estate broker and talent scout Burt Bakman invites Jamie and the crew out to a party where he promises starlets will show up. At the party, Burt tells Jamie he has Jessica Simpson's virginity ring. Giles decides this could be the perfect story and Jamie sets up lunch with Jessica through her dad Joe Simpson.
When they arrive at the restaurant Giles, Stu and Burt hide out in hopes to get the perfect picture of Jamie handing Jessica her ring. Unfortunately Joe shows up instead and Jamie gets busted one more time! Oh well. It seems that upping your #@&% isn't easy.