Bam's Unholy Union › Ep. 106

With three weeks left till wedding bells begin to chime, it's time for Missy and Bam to really start to tie up any loose ends for their big day. When April stops by Bam's to look over catering menus for the weddings reception, Bam does everything he can to distract her. When Missy tells Bam she wants him to check out a store called he Lilly Pad for the wedding's invitations, Bam immediately objects. Missy tells him it will only be twenty minutes and Bam says he will go under the condition he can bring along some of his friends. Missy has no choice but to accept his terms as he walks up the stairs to his room to get ready with a big smile on his face.

A little while later Novak arrives at Bam's asking if he can still be best man. Bam tells him that his brother Jess has to be best man, but if Novak can pull off five gnarly stunts by the end of the day, Bam will maybe make him best man. With little time to waste, Novak goes to work to impress Bam by climbing to the top of a giant skate structure and launching him self off into the bushes. A bit later on, Novak has made himself into a human skateboard by lying down on one of Bam's decks. Bam rides a screaming Novak skateboard all the way down his driveway.

Meanwhile Missy has made her way over to The Lily Pad minus Bam and his friends. Before too long Bam, Dico and Novak all arrive at The Lily Pad causing a general ruckus. After Bam orders Novak and Dico to leave so that he can Missy can pick out invitations, Novak quickly remerges outside of The Lily Pad sans pants rubbing his bare bottom against the stores display window. Missy is not impressed, and Bam is excused from shopping for an invitation.

Later on back at the house Bam introduces the third part of his best man challenge. He enlists Missy's sister Jessica to give Novak a S.T.L.B.S.S.W.T. haircut (short top, long back, shaved sides, with tail) with bleached sides. Novak hesitantly sits through the haircut while Bam watches from afar laughing hysterically.

The following day Missy and Brianna head over to The Lily Pad to deliver some bad news. Turns out Bam has decided that he wants all of the invitations changed so that they include nicknames instead of proper names. When Missy drops the bomb on the owner of The Lily Pad that all of their work will have to be redone they are very understanding, but warn her there can be no more changes if they want their invitations on time.

Missy leaves The Lily Pad to meet up with Bam, who out partying with Novak. She eventually finds him nearly passed out in the parking lot of a local restaurant. When Missy realizes that Bam and Novak have been partying while she has been stressing out about wedding details she flips, and tells them she's isn't going to deal with any more of their antics.

On the day of the Bridal shower, Brianna and April realize they have been so busy planning behind Missy's back that they haven't even thought about who is going to pick her up before hand. Bam seizes the opportunity to get himself out of the doghouse by offering his services. With a little last minute help from his friend Seth, Bam constructs a make-shift unicorn complete with a horn and purple mane.

Missy is all smiles when she is greeted by all of her family and friends at the bridal shower. Bam and Dico get bored early on and take off with their Unicorn. Later on Bam finally tells Novak that he will not be the best man at the wedding. Novak doesn't object even though he's got two black eyes and a bad haircut from trying to impress Bam.