Bam's Unholy Union › Ep. 105

It's holiday time in Westchester, and even though their wedding is four weeks away, Bam and Missy have decided to put their planning on hold for a minute in order to spread some festive cheer. When Missy takes Bam and Novak to look at Christmas lights it inspires Bam to begin decorating his house. Missy tells Bam that she wants him to personally pick out and wrap her present from him. Bam agrees but tells her that if he is going to spend the entire following day decorating the house, it is going to be her job to find the Christmas tree.

The next day Bam and his crew begin the decorating process without the help of Novak, who just sits back and watches everyone work. When Bam asks Novak to simply hang some lights on a tree, Novak climbs to the top of the tree, and quickly falls out. Dico comes to the conclusion that Novak would be more useful if he was stapled to the front door of Bam's house and decorated with Christmas lights. Before long, Novak is strung up with Christmas lighting, and hung fifteen feet in the air.

Meanwhile Missy, April, and Brianna have finally picked out the perfect tree and begin to set it up at home. Just as they are putting on the finishing touches Bam arrives, and he is not pleased. He points out that the ceiling to his house is tall enough to host a mall-sized tree, and that their tree is way too small.

The following day, Bam and Dico head over to April and Phil's house to pick out what they think is a proper Christmas tree. Bam revs up a chainsaw, and before too long he's cut down a fifty-foot tree from their back yard. With Phil's help, Bam and Dico tie the tree to the back of Bam's Hummer, and take begin to make their way back to his house.

When Ape gets word of what Bam is up to she rushes to intercept him, but it is too late. By the time she arrives in Bam's living room, he is already used a four-wheeler to pull half of the tree into the house. When Bam and his whole posse work together to hoist the massive tree up, it stands tall, overlooking everyone in his castle.

That evening Missy preps for her first Christmas dinner with her new family. Even though she's spent the previous week in training with April, she is still nervous. Everyone is pleased when she brings out her turkey dinner. During the dinner Bam surprises Missy with her Christmas present, a lavish diamond ring. Missy also reveals a surprise when she presents a local newspaper story about a Christmas parade Bam has organized in Westchester.

Despite the initial drizzles, Bam's parade goes off with out a hitch. The parade includes a full marching band, and entire ensemble of roller-skating Santa's, one half-pipe float, and even a sleigh featuring Phil disguised as Sanata. That evening, Bam and Missy look on at their house that is decorated in lights and agree that it is awesome. Now that Christmas is over with, it's time to get back into the swing of things, because before too long it's going to be wedding day.