Bam's Unholy Union › Ep. 104

Now that Missy and Bam have found a place to have their wedding they can relax a bit, but not too much since there are only six weeks left till the big day. For the first time ever, Missy gets her bridal party together over a sushi dinner. Missy announces that she has picked her sister, Jessica, to be her maid of honor. Jessica performs her first maid of honor duty when she toasts to her sister's upcoming marriage to Bam.

The next day, Missy heads to the printer with proofs for her wedding invitations. She tells the printer that she would like to go with a medieval/goth theme. From there, she heads over to the lingerie store for wedding night and honeymoon apparel, making her final stop a diner for some more planning with some of her bridesmaids. Halfway through dinner, Missy receives a call from Playboy Magazine informing her that they want her to pose for a spread, and that they want Bam to be the photographer.

Meanwhile, Bam and Dico are making their way over to New Hope, PA, to go shopping for some medieval-style armor. Bam figures that the wedding is going to be a mad house and that he's going to need to step up security beyond normal means, which is where the swords and armor will come in handy.

Back home, the 'When's Lunch?' Construction Company, which consists of Bam's uncles, begin to start working on building a staircase to the hot tub in Bam's back yard. Before the construction can even begin, Bam's uncles loose patience with each other and begin to fight in the middle of the street. Later, after they make amends, they spend more time goofing off than actually building. By the end of the day, they have built two steps, not even making it to the halfway point.

When Bam gets home, Missy tells him about the offer she's received from Playboy. A light bulb immediately goes off in Bam's mind as he connects his recent medieval acquisitions with the theme of the photo shoot. Missy tells Bam she is worried about having to pose naked in front of a group of people.

The next day, Missy and Bam wait for Playboy to arrive, and Missy asks if it will be just Bam and her during the shoot. Bam informs her that Playboy will probably roll up with an entire crew, and they do exactly that. From make-up people to lighting techs, an entire staff shows up at the house, all with the intension of making Missy look great for the shoot. Missy asks Bam if he will also strip down while he's photographing her so she can feel a bit more at ease, andhe obliges his bride-to-be.

After the first part of the shoot, Missy confesses that she actually thinks posing is kind of fun. Bam informs her that she's not completely done yet, and Missy finds herself in the living room of the house in her underwear with nothing but a skateboard deck to cover the front of her. After getting the shots that he thinks he needs, Bam is able to call a wrap on the shoot and Missy can get back to planning the wedding.