Bam's Unholy Union › Ep. 103

Bam and Missy start off their day discussing when they will meet with their wedding planner, Sarah, to find a venue for their big day. But her fiancé's more interested in an upcoming video shoot he'll be directing than talking about the setting for Bam's Unholy Union.

While they discuss the venue, Bam mentions wedding bands and tells Missy he has a connection in Detroit. That day Missy continues her search for a dress while Bam enjoys the video shoot. That night Bam walks in on Missy while she's in the bathtub, falls in next to her and tells her that the next day's Motor City plans are set.

After arriving in Detroit, Bam tells Missy, "I bought a one-way ticket here and there is only one way to get back." Confused, Missy wonders what Bam is talking about. Bam tells her he'll be giving her his purple Lamborghini, but only if Missy can do a trick on Bam's skateboard, in high heels. After Missy falls on her face a few times, Bam goes with her to a jewelry store and buys two beautiful wedding bands.

After securing the rings, Bam sees an opportunity outside the store: three police officers. Bam decides this would be a good time to get an escort onto the highway and drives away in style. On the highway, Missy asks Bam if he wants to make up his own vows. Bam thinks it over and decides he likes the idea -- "For better or for worse, while you're icing my butt."

Unfortunately, "for worse" would describe the weather conditions as the trip home progresses. The closer the couple gets to Philadelphia, the worse the falling snow gets. After doing a heads or tails flip of his keys, Bam takes a cue from fate and decides he and Missy will spend the rest of the night in Cleveland. At the hotel, Bam falls into the pool and gets soaked, then decides it would be a good idea to go out to a bar to do a little partying.

The next day Bam and Missy make their way back to Philadelphia for an appointment at a potential wedding venue. Once they arrive, Missy drops her car keys into a drain, forcing Bam to fish them out with a hanger.?

The couple checks out the venue and likes what the place has to offer: seating for 400 and giant roof where they can take pictures. The sky is the limit for the couple as the most important step in the wedding process is accomplished.